Along came Anti-Carly
Hello everyone I recently joined this site but have read many fairy stories in the past, so finally here's my first story. Now let me describe to you Anti-Carly and her sister Anti-Bella for just a moment. First of all they are very close sisters that live with each other, supporting one another for both are bachelorettes. Both have blazing yellow eyes, linking them both to be related. Anti-Bella wears her hair in a bun and is the fun loving, drastic one while Anti-Carly has her hair wavy and long, as she is the soft and shy one. However both can be temperamental when need be. Both were originally fairies but now are anti-fairies, read on to find out how that came to pass. Off you go now!
Scene showing Anti-Cosmo's castle, you hear two anti-fairies screaming at each other vehemently. Anti-Wanda spat, "Ya prisy Sob! I hate you face!" Anti-Cosmo replied, "you can't even pronounce your own comebacks you ignorant hillbilly!" Anti-Wanda defened, "Hay! I can pronunkiate ma wordes! And am vary educmacated, me wants a deforce! Anti-Cosmo, "That is the first time we've agreed on something in this marriage, a divorce is final, JORGEN!"
Poof! The two lovebirds appear in the middle of Jorgen Von Strangle's office
Anti-Cosmo, "Jor-" Jorgen cut him off, rubbing his temples in pain, "Yes you want a divorce, every anti-fairy, fairy, and Pixie can hear that!" Anti-Cosmo bluntly, "Pixies really, isn't that a little overly drama-" A call came in on the speaker, HP, "To make this as blunt as possible, yes AC we can hear you." Anti-Cosmo muttered 'comments' under his breath. Jorgen continued, "But issuing a divorce isn't allowed according to-." Anti-Cosmo, "Yes the rules, or da rules as you fairies refer to it, but I am an opposite of that boob Cosmo and of that he never will divorce anyone, which means I should do the opposite! Isn't that right?" Jorgen stunned, "Wow you are a genius, since you put it that way, sign here."
Poof! A giant scroll appeared calling for a divorce.
Both anti-fairies started to sign on the dotted line, but it took Anti-Wanda a half hour to do so. Anti-Cosmo, *yawnnn*, "Finally! You can barley manage to write your own name let alone think for yourself!" Anti-Wanda, "Ya over bearming brettish sob!" Poof! Jorgen poofed the two away before they caused his migraine to explode within his head.
Lying upside down on the couch was Anti-Carly why Anti-Bella cleaned up the kitchen in their small house on the outskirts of Anti-Fairy town. Anti-Carly sighed, "Hey sis?" Anti-Bella shouted from the other room, "What!" Anti-Carly, "We're both like 1,500 years old and still not married, what's wrong with us?" Anti-Bella came in, "Nothing sis, it's just that we've never found the right fairy yet, or anti-fairy." Anti-Carly rolled over, "But what fairy, anti-fairy or mythical creature would date us hybrids?" Anti-Bella shrugged, "Who knows, if the Lord finds it fit it will be done." Anti-Carly sighed impatiently. Suddenly something poofed in the room, it was the mail boy. Mail-boy, "Uh, letter for uh, Anti-Carly." Anti-Carly sits up, "That's me. Grabs the letter and hands him a tip. She continues, "Thanks mail boy, hey what are you doing Sat-" Poof! He disappeared in a hurried flash. Ant-Carly grunted in aggravation and sank down lower in the couch. Anti-Bella, "Well don't be a sad sack, open it." Inside the contents contained a letter and it read:
Dear Anti-Carly,
You've been selected to an arranged immediate marriage to Anti-Cosmo for tomorrow morning at 7:30 am. We'll be expecting your attendance and your hand, OR ELSE!
With great love and care,
Jorgen Von Strangle
Anti-Carly wide-eyed said, "Wow would you look at that." Thud! She fainted. Anti-Bella read and shouted, "Sweet! Now say money start falling from the sky!" Anti-Carly angrily, "Shut your big magical trap!"
After a restless night sleep for both anti-fairies 7:30 arrived like that. Anti-Cosmo was half awake and somewhat prepared for today's event. He wasn't nervous or anything but rather only curious on who he was going to marry. But not really caring since he was just glad to be rid of his last wife, Anti-Wanda. For no one could be as stupid as she was, or could there be?
Now Anti-Carly on the other hand was wide-awake filed with anticipation, nervousness, and dread. Anti-Carly wanted marriage and love, but not like this, and not to him. He was scary, evil and devilish, and not in the good way. Every anti-fairy girl no matter who they were, old or toddlers, wanted to be married to the leader of Anti-Fairy World but here's the kicker, she was secretly filled off fear and terror towards her leader, unlike everyone else who adored and loved him. And now, he'll soon be her husband.
And there she was…standing at the end of the isle, in a beautiful black wedding gown complete with a black and blue bouquet staring at her soon to be wed, Anti-Cosmo!