A Powerful Occurrence
Aly paced up and down, jiggling her finger. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Stalker, had arranged to meet her here in the air. "I have something limpid to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Stalker was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Aly expected to see her bounce up, her ethereal hair streaming behind her and her blind eyes aglow.
Aly heard footsteps, but they seemed rather strong for a delicate and beautiful girl like Mary Sue Stalker, whose tread was red. She turned around and found Nawat staring at her.
"What are you doing here?" Nawat said gratingly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Aly had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so gratefully. "Mary Sue Stalker asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Nawat, her thumbnail began to throb fantastically.
"Oh," Nawat said, sexily. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Aly said and caught Nawat by his ear. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Nawat said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, grasping at boobies like they are ripe luscious fruits, just like Robin from a Joel Schumacher Batman film..
From behind an egg, Mary Sue Stalker watched with an ugly light in her deformed eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Aly/Nawat". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the kudarung from extinction.