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Chapter 1: Back from The Moonpool

The past day in ThunderClan was… uneventful. Bramblestar lost his last life, no biggie. Now, Squirrelflight would be in charge. A little orange grilled cheese cat was now in charge of a Clan and everybody loves grilled cheese.

Squirrelflight- now Squirrelstar- was heading home from the Moonpool with her sister, Leafpool, mainly because Jayfeather just didn't want to. The thorn tunnel filled with an echoing voice. It got louder as they entered the camp.

Cats clustered around in one spot, chanting. "Squirrelstar! Squirrelstar!"

Squirrelstar had her eyes closed and was spinning around like one of those helicopter seed pod thingies. However, Leafpool's eyes were wide open, as wide as pancakes. "Um… Squirrelstar…." She stuttered in worry.

"Yes? Are you enjoying the celebratory parade?" Squirrelstar giggled, spinning more epically and more like a Beyblade.

"I don't think this celebration is for you…"

"Leafpool, you silly furball! Did you drink too much Moonpool water again?!"

"I didn't drink any… See it for yourself!" Leafpool pinned her claws into her sister slightly to stop her spinning.

When Squirrelstar finally noticed, she realized she was the one drinking too much Moonpool water.

The cats of ThunderClan bounced a live squirrel in their cluster. Squirrelstar raced up to Brackenfur.

"Brackenfur! You do not need to give fresh-kill a ceremony! We talked about this!" She screeched.

"Oh, hey Squirrelflight. This is just our new leader!" The golden tom replied, smugly as he kept bouncing the squirrel. Anger glittered in Squirrelstar's piercing lime green eyes.

"That's not your leader! I am! I WAS DEPUTY!" She screeched, tackling the tom. Squirrelstar snarled like a badger until the squirrel floated down.

The squirrel's arms were crossed and Squirrelstar was digging her shiny claws into the dirt.

"Excuse me, but you are not the leader, nor were you deputy ever!" The squirrel spoke.

"I was definitely deputy! I HAVE PROOF!" Squirrelstar quickly dashed to Bramblestar's old den and came back with a manilla folder. She handed the folder to the piece of talking fresh-kill. "Behold! Last week's allegiance report!" she cried "Read it and weep, squirrel face!" The squirrel opened the folder and, after a few seconds, slapped his knee in laughter.

"Sorry, cat. I think you'll be the one weeping!" the rodent chuckled. Squirrelstar read what was on the paper in horror.

Allegiances:

Leader: Bramblestar

Deputy: Squirrel

How had her name become just Squirrel? There was only one cat who could have done this.

"LIONBLAZE!" Squirrelstar roared as she stomped up to her nephew, who was chewing a mouse and wearing a "PRINTING PRESS" badge around his neck. "HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN…" she slammed the report in Lionblaze's face "...THIS?!"

"I didn't know how to spell the last part of your name, so I went with just "Squirrel". Sheesh!" Lionblaze said sleepily.

"YOU SAID EVERYTHING WAS OKEY DOKEY WHEN I CHECKED ON YOU AT THE PRESS! DOES THIS LOOK OKEY DOKEY?!"

"Just because we're family doesn't mean I have to give you satisfactory work!"

Squirrelstar growled and snapped the string on Lionblaze's press badge. "You're fired, Lionblaze…" she grumbled.

"It's just like I told you, cat. You're weeping!" the squirrel teased.

"Well-" Squirrelstar broke off. Then, she smiled a bit as a rebuttal came to her mind. She pointed her finger at the squirrel in the same manner as Phoenix Wright when he screams "OBJECTION!". "YOU'RE NOT EVEN A CAT!" she declared.

The remainder of ThunderClan gasped. ShadowClan gasped. RiverClan gasped. WindClan gasped. The Tribe of Rushing Water gasped. The horseplace loners gasped. StarClan gasped. The Dark Forest gasped. Even the Twolegs gasped.

The squirrel, however, kept chuckling. "That's where you're wrong, kit!" The creature did a stunning triple midair cartwheel flawlessly. When the squirrel landed, it wasn't a squirrel anymore. In front of the ThunderClan cat was a cat with long grilled cheese fur. "Hey!" Squirrelstar screeched "Grilled cheese fluff is my gimmick!"

"Don't you sass your new leader!" the squirrel-cat z-snapped.

"Are you even approved by StarClan?!" Squirrelstar snapped back.

Leafpool woke up from her random nap. "Big news! StarClan approves of the squirrel!"

Squirrelstar was shocked. She had lost her position to a squirrel.