Lincoln was the only male in a large group of siblings, all of whom were sisters. At least, that was supposed to be the case. Lincoln once imagined having brothers instead of sisters, and they were drastically different. They were all rude, gross, aggressive and came across as bullies to him. Lincoln was relieved, upon the dream being over, to be back with his real family. He admitted he was happy he had sisters who were nothing like the brothers he imagined he would have...
...except for Lynn.
Lincoln's older sister, Lynn Loud Jr, was the most masculine of the bunch; a violent, rough and aggressive sports jock who used him for sports practice and pranks, often at his expense. As such, Lincoln viewed this particular sister of his as an honorary big brother. She was, by a wide margin, the roughest, meanest, most aggressive person he knew. When considering this truth, keep in mind, Lincoln knows the incredibly bossy and controlling first born sister, Lori, the terrorising infant, Lola, and outside the family, his 'friend' Ronnie Anne, who in many ways, was similar to Lynn, but if anything, her violent bullying antics were mild in comparison. So, such a statement is not one to be underestimated...
Of course, it wasn't too bad. Lincoln may have been the subject of much rough treatment, courtesy of his tough sibling, but Lynn Jr was far from a monster. Most of her antics seemed to be her way of showing affection. One time, when they shared a room together, in spite of all the wrestling, dutch ovens and loud snoring, Lynn didn't seem to be trying to seriously harm or upset him in anyway. It was just her way of having fun. Plus, she, like the other siblings, would always be there for Lincoln when he needed them. One time, when she thought a boy was bullying Lincoln at school, she went out and dragged random tough kids she found into the house and threatened them on his behalf. Not the best way of dealing with the situation, but above all else, it was clear she did care about her brother behind all the roughness she displayed. Plus, she could sometimes be a helping hand to Lincoln. When his parents forced him to take up a more active lifestyle and partake in football, he struggled to handle it. Lynn took time out of her days to assist him in becoming a better player for his own good, and when that didn't work, she played in his place, and even pretended to be him for a while.
It was clear to Lincoln that behind the rather violent attitude she had, Lynn was still a sister who meant well. They had their downs, but they were still siblings who loved one another at the end of the day...
...or at least, that was how it seemed...
As time went on, Lynn's aggressive and mean-spirited behaviour only increased more and more. It started to appear as if she didn't care for her brother at all. She only seemed to care about hurting and annoying him more than anything. Their relationship went from a seemingly rough form of legitimate sibling love and care to one of rancid antagonism. Lincoln was constantly subjected to worse and worse from his sister. She broke his school project one time, just so the others could setup a date between Lucy and her crush. She once ate Lincoln's sandwich after he asked her not to, and then belched in his face for her own amusement and satisfaction after doing so. She, along with the other sisters, once attacked him for as little as touching the TV remote during a period of sibling rivalry between the two eldest sisters. Then, to top it all off, she once turned the entire family against him and had him kicked out of the house. The only reason for doing so being that she thought he was a jinx.
But surely, behind it all, there was still a loving sister who cared? Surely...
Or was she just a monster? A vile human being who needed teaching a lesson?
Maybe that's exactly what Lynn Loud Jr is. Maybe she's at the point where she couldn't get any worse.
But that couldn't be further from the truth. Provoke this girl, and she can become far worse than what she is. She can become the very monster some theorise she already is. For all her faults, Lynn is still a 'jerk with a heart of gold' who still means well. But push her obsessive competitive spirit and challenge her ego enough, and the result can be... destructive!
Lincoln's patience is wearing thin with his sister these days. Lincoln is often a very kind and forgiving soul. Perhaps too forgiving, sometimes. But even he is beginning to lose it. His ability to tolerate Lynn's increasingly antagonistic behaviour is reaching its expiry date. He may just snap one day and fight back... challenge her in a way that teaches her a lesson about her behaviour. But he should be careful what he wishes for. Should he have that opportunity, it may prove more catastrophic than he predicted...