Disclaimer: I don't own Battlestar OR Rent, but I do own my parody. :) And maybe I keep Helo in my closet.
Author's Note: You read the title right: this is the first, original, and so far only Battlestar GalactiRENT here at fanfiction or anywhere! I really had fun doing this, and I hope you have fun reading it. Some songs I skipped, or haven't done yet, and some parts of songs I skipped over. You'll notice most are true to the characters, with the exception of Tango: Sharon, which I thought would be cuter with Helo/Chief instead of the prescribed Helo/Cally. Here's the breakdown (some work, don't they?):
Mark - Helo
Roger - Lee
Mimi - Kara
Angel - Gaeta
Collins - Chief
Maureen - Sharon
Joanne - Cally
Benny - Baltar
No Anders, sorry kiddies. DO enjoy, and remember, reviews are life. XD
BATTLESTAR GALACTIRENT
Seasons of BSG (number not real)
All: 41,841 humans!
41,841 civvies to mock!
41,841 humans!
How do you measure your Cylon lives?
In basestars, in bathtubs, in prophets
In kill-ing people!
In Sixes, in Sharons, multiple lives.
In 41,841 humans!
How do you measure a year in-the-same-body?
How about death?
How about dying?
How about death? Measure in Battlestars.
Seasons of Battlestar! Seasons of Battlestar!
Caprica: 41,841 humans!
41,841 different ways to die!
41,841 humans!
How do you measure the life of a Seven or a Four?
Doral: In people she confused
Or bodies he had
In pregnancy attempts
Or Six's latest clothing fad…!
All: It's time now to take a break
'Cause the subplots are piling on
Let's celebrate
Remember the simple Cylons!
Remember the death!
Remember the dying!
Seasons of Battlestar!