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Ed Edd N Eddy in: The FullMetal Edchemist
An Ed Edd n Eddy x FullMetal Alchemist CrossoverBy. Amazinglyuncanny
Chapter 1: The Alchemist Exhibit
It's a normal day at Peach Creek as all the kids in the Cul-de-sac head to their big high school field trip to the Peach Creek Science and History Museum. In the bus we meet Ed and Eddy who are depressed to attend the field trip. Eddy turns behind his seat to talk to Edd a.k.a. "Double D". "This sucks! Why do we have to waste our Saturday on a school field trip Sock head!?" whined Eddy. "You and Ed need that extra credit unless you prefer to stay in summer school Eddy?" said Double D.
"What? And miss a whole three months of new scams no way!" said Eddy laying back on his seat.
Meanwhile Ed looks out the window and sees a truck full of caged chickens. Ed smiles excitedly then looks around to see if the close is clear and opens the window. Back with Double D he reads through the museum's brochure and sees an article about a new exhibit"Look Eddy there's a new exhibit at the museum today" said Double D," It's about alchemy intriguing, I've been working on a report on the history of alchemy this could help me win an A that's for sure". "Big whoop" said Eddy. "*Sigh* why do I even bother" said Double D. Double D looks out the window and sees Ed climbing through the window reaching towards the truck. "Ed" screamed Double D. Double D runs to Ed's seat and tries to pull Ed out. "Eddy give me a hand!" shouted Double D. Eddy grabs Ed's right leg and Double D grabbing his left yanks him out. Ed knocks Double D and Eddy across the seats where Jimmy and Sarah are seating. "Aw come on guys I almost had one" said Ed.
"Don't scare me like that Ed" said Double D relieved. Suddenly Eddy and Double D get strangled by Sarah from behind them. "You idiots get off!" shouted Sarah as she throws Eddy and Double D away from her. Finally, upon arriving the Eds and along with the other kids head into the museum were they explore the vast exhibits.
The Eds stop by a prehistoric exhibit were they look at a caveman display. Ed climbs onto the display and dresses himself as a caveman. "Hey guys look" said Ed as stars jumping around making monkey noises. "Check out the lump" said Eddy as he stars bursting into laughter. "Alright Ed that's it *fake laugh* let's go" said Double D worrying about getting caught. "what a wisenheimer" chortled Eddy.
"Later the Eds head to the dinosaur bones where they examine a T-Rex, the civil war exhibit were they watch a reenactment with animatronics, and then check out the weapons and armors at the Middle ages and Feudal Japan Exhibits. After all that the Eds stop and take a break. "Well then what are we gonna do about our reports Double D?" asked Eddy. "Our reports?" said Double D Skeptically, "Eddy this is something you and Ed have to do alone". "Oh come on sock head!" shouted Eddy. "Sorry Eddy, so shall we head to the alchemy exhibit gentlemen" said Double D taking the lead. "whatever Double D" said Eddy. Ed who was knowing on a nearby skeleton's foot notices his pals leaving and quickly follows Eds make it to the exhibit and begin to look around the displays. "So what is all this junk for anyways?" asked Eddy looking at an old Chemistry set. "Alchemy Eddy" answered Double D, "You see a long time ago many philosophers and scientists used alchemy to study the reconstruction and deconstruction of materials". "Gee exciting" said Eddy unimpressed. "why do they do that Double D?" asked Ed. "Good question Ed some did so they could make gold or bring back the dead" Double D explained. "Make gold!?" said Eddy with dollar signs in his eyes. "Bring back the dead! Cool!" said Ed. "Well it's not scientifically proven to work it's just a theory" said Double D. "*Moan* well there goes that little plot line this episode" whined Eddy.
"Look!" shouted Ed pointing at something. Eddy and Double D look and stare an awe at an ancient looking brick wall with a large red circle on it with strange symbols. "It looks like the ancient alien symbols from that movie Robot Rebel Ranch 2: Attack of the mutant conquistadors from Venus!" said Ed. "That's a transmutation circle" said Double D. "So what's it do?" asked Eddy. "According to this plaque Alchemist use these Symbols for Transmutation Experiments" said Double D. "transmu- what?" asked Eddy. "Transmutation, it means turning objects into other objects Eddy" explained Double D. "Whatever if it doesn't involve cash I don't care" said Eddy.
While Double D and Eddy are talking about the circle Ed notices a vase and looks at it. Ed picks it up but accidentally drops it. Ed quickly gets the pieces but then notices something red and glowing. Ed picks it up and looks at it. It was a small red stone glowing bright. "Rock candy, yum" said Ed. Eddy and Double D notice the mess on the floor and look at Ed upset. "Ed this isn't a playground we could get in- "said Double D. But before he could finish he notices the red stone Ed's holding. "Ed was that in the vase?" asked Double D. "Bottoms up" said Ed as he opens his mouth and slowly places the stone in his mouth. "Ed no!" shouted Double D. Double D snatches the stone away from Ed before he could eat it. "Ed what're you thinking we just discovered a rare new mineral from an ancient artifact, I got to take this home and analyze- "said Double D. But then Eddy snatches the stone from Double D. "As if sock head! I think we should head to the auctions and make big money!" said Eddy. "Eddy that rock could lead to new forms of history and science" begged Double D. "Nope it's our ticket to the good life!" said Eddy. "Eddy just give me the stone!" shouted Double D. "No!" shouted Eddy.
Eddy and Double D start tackling against at each other fighting for the rock. Ed grabs both Eddy and Double D by the arms and lifts them up in the air. "That's mine" shouted Ed. "Ed put us down this instant!" shouted Double D. "Cut it out lumpy!" shouted Eddy. Eddy and Double D start kicking around and knock Ed over.
The Eds begin rolling around and fighting over the stone. They accidentally knock over the transmutation circle display. "Alright, alright you win!" shouted Eddy. The Eds get up from the ground as they touch the brick wall on the floor. Suddenly both the stone and the circle glows bright red. "What in the world?" said Eddy. "It appears both the stone and the circle are connected somehow" said Double D. "Whoa glowy" said Ed. Curious Ed steps in the middle of the circle and then falls straight into it. Ed' scream echoes as he falls then silence. "Ed!" shouted Eddy and Double D. Double D looks around and finds a bunch of red ropes around the exhibit. He quickly ties and hooks all a bunch of ropes together and then ties the rope around his waist. "Hold on to this, when I get Ed you pull me up" said Double D. Double D jumps into the circle and screams all the way down. Eddy holds onto the rope real tight as it tugs Eddy close to the circle. "No, no, no, no, no whoooooa!" screamed Eddy.
Eddy soon comes falling down through the circle and enters into a white purgatory like place where he crash lands on Ed and Double D who were just getting up from there nasty falls. "*Moans* what a crash landing" said Eddy getting up. Eddy looks up and sees the hole they fell from suddenly shrink and disappear. "Well that can't be good" said Eddy. Ed and Double D get up and look around. "My word, what in the world is this?" said Double D. "I don't know let's just find an exist" said Eddy. "Hey guys look!" shouted Ed who had just wandered away from them. Eddy and Double D run in to and see what Ed is talking about. "Look a door" said Ed pointing at it. Eddy and Double D stop and look at a large stone door with a marking of a big tree with scribbles of words on it. "Well what're you waiting for open it" said Eddy. The Eds grab at one of side of the door and pull very hard but to no avail no budge. "What do you know locked" said Double D leaning against the door.
But suddenly the doors swing open knocking Double D back revealing inside nothing but darkness. Then a bunch of little dark hands start reaching out from the dark void of the door. "Good lord! What are those things!?" Shouted Double D. "It's an army of demons from the underworld!" screamed Ed. "Run for It!" screamed Eddy. The Eds run fast as they can but the hands grab them by the legs and drag them back into the door. The Eds claw and scream in terror as the hands pull each of them inside slamming the doors in front of them.