teehee! i was watching the episode where the Lobelia girls come in (Ep 9) and the hosts dressed like girls and that scene inspired me to write this oneshot!

Hope you like it!

I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!

Haruhi and her boyfriend had just broken up.

She quietly and sadly entered the club room.

"Haruhi! Are you alright?" Tamaki asked.

"Senpai, my boyfriend just broke up with me." Haruhi told him, tears threatening to come out of her eyes.

"What?" Tamaki said, "Hosts! Come here!"

"What is it Boss?" The twins said.

"Haruhi just got her heart broken! Kill the man who did this to my daughter!" Tamaki ordered.

"Senpai, don't kill my ex-boyfriend, I just need my sisters." Haruhi said, looking down.

"You have sisters?" They all said, all except Mori and Kyoya.

"Yes big sis." Haruhi said facing Hunny.

They all gulped, "What?"

"You all promised that if I stayed at the Host Club, I'd get brothers AND SISTERS." Haruhi said, remembering when the Zuka Club tried to win her over.

"E-Eh?" They said.

"I guess we have no choice but be your sisters." Tamaki said.

They all got dressed in their girly cosplay outfits.

"Hello Sister Haruhi, we haven't seen you in a while." Tamaki said in his girly voice.

"Haruhi! Let's go shopping!" The Hitachiin 'sisters' said.

They went to the mall and went to a store full of girl stuff.

"Haru-chann! This would be perfect for you!" Big sis Hunny said.

"Wow! Thanks!" Haruhi said, smirking.

"Hey, why isn't Kyoya here?" Kaoru asked. Hikaru shrugged.

After they finished their shopping, they went to a nail/hair salon.

The boys had to get their nails done, because Tamaki forced them to.

"MY NAILS HAVE BUNNYS AND ARE PINKKKK!" Big sis Hunny giggled.

They also got their hair cut, and by hair, I mean their wigs.

"My wig is so short!" Tamaki complained.

They went into one last clothing store.

They all bought new jeans and each boy bought one skirt and one dress. And new wigs…

Later, they all went out for ice cream. Then a movie.

Finally, Haruhi was happy and they all went back to the club room.

"Kyoya, where were you? you missed all the shopping." Tamaki said.

"Oh, that's where you went." Kyoya said.

"You know we left, you were there when Haruhi said she needed her sisters." Hikaru said.

"I have no idea what you are talking about." Kyoya said.

They just shrugged and went to go change out of their costumes.

"So Kyoya-senpai, did you get enough footage?" Haruhi asked.

"Yes, I did, thanks to you." Kyoya said. Kyoya looked back at his laptop and noticed that the video was done uploading into his computer.

He managed to make a few copies of the video into a few disks.

"Kyoya, what are you doing?" Tamaki asked.

"Nothing."

A few days later, The hosts found out what Kyoya had done. He had made a movie and took footages of them shopping and dressed as girls!

"MOMMY! WHY? WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO DADDY?" Tamaki cried.

"We needed the money, daddy." Kyoya said.

"How did you get the footage Kyoya-senpai?" The twins asked, they too were freaking out.

"Haruhi." He said with a smirk.

"HARUHI! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR LOVING FATHER?" Tamaki asked, crying.

"Senpai, you're not my dad. And I can do what I want." She said.

And the sales for the video of them shopping like girls kept going up and up.

Each sale that was made, the boys freaked out more and more.

That was the day the Sisters came back and the day the hosts learned that you shouldn't always trust Haruhi.

"By the way Senpai, I never had a boyfriend, that was a lie." Haruhi said.

"WHAT?" Tamaki yelled.

The End

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