Anko's Apprentice
At times like this I look back on my life and wonder if some vindictive god still hates me for kicking that puppy.
Naruto, that hyperactive little ball of energy I called a student, had been understandably miffed when I told him I couldn't train him for today's Chunin Exam. That had been about month ago, and at the time I told him I'd find him a worthwhile teacher to help him hone his skills. My first choice had been Ebisu, but then I learned that the instructor just came down with a horrible case of the flu. That left me with my second choice, Anko.
While the look on his face would give me something to laugh about for the days after that, I now knew that probably had been the worst mistake in my life. Sasuke obviously shared my sentiment, from the way he gaped slack-jawed at the arena ground. My other cute little student, Sakura, had a Defcon Tomato blush on her face, a dazed look in her eyes, and a bit of drool dribbling out the corner of her mouth.
'Perhaps we should have stayed behind a bit longer to practice.' I thought to myself.
Neji, meanwhile, had an odd combination of horrified embarrassment on his face. That would have been hilarious in itself, but the cause of that expression kept going and going.
"Stop running! I'll only punish you more when I finally catch you!"
Naruto, my formerly innocently cute student, now wore a neon orange trench coat. That wouldn't have been too bad if the zipper hadn't broke, showing the entire stadium that he wore only that and a pair of matching boots. It didn't take a high level ninja to tell that the glares Lord Sarutobi sent my way promised horrible pain and suffering.
'Poor Hinata.' I thought to myself, numb, 'She didn't last so much as a second when the zipper came undone.'
Kiba's howls of laughter rang through the stadium, joined by Anko's own jeering and catcalls. The only noise other than the highly inappropriate scuffle most patrons averted their eyes from seemed to be the pounding of my heart.
'Why did I choose Anko again?'
Mercifully the fight ended very quickly. While people often lauded Neji as the pride of the Hyuuga clan I doubt that they trained extensively on what to do when a naked boy ties you up and starts... huh. Come to think of it I can't remember how the fight ended.
I do know that a lot of things happened when the naked gladiator came up into the competitor's box. I remember most of it in a daze save for the following exchange.
"N-Naruto! Put some clothes on!" Sakura shrieked.
The boy only scoffed, "What? Afraid of the show? Fucking virgins." he muttered, finally breaking my brain.
Just a little something I thought up that wouldn't get out of my head.
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