A/N: I officially declare this week….. WEIRD PAIRINGS WEEK! I'm doing a weird pairing for every day! If anyone has a super-duper weird pairing, feel free to say so in a review!
The first pairing is…
DOBBY X SORTING HAT!
WOO-HOO!
Weird Pairings Week
Day One: The Sorting Hat's Sexy Seams
Dobby remembered the first time he saw him.
It was back when he was still serving Bad Master Lucius. Bad Master Lucius was eating his breakfast, as usual, when Bad Master had received an owl.
Bad Master had nearly choked on his tea. Dobby would have laughed, only he feared that his master would chop off his bits. Bad Master had often threatened to do so.
Bad Master had called Dobby, and Dobby had had to put on Bad Master's shoes for him, but Bad Master was impatient, and didn't even let Dobby finish polishing his shoes! The nerve of him!
Bad Master and Dobby had gone to Hoggywarts because The Great and Noble Harry Potter Sir had foiled Bad Master's Cunning Evil Plan™.
Then Dobby saw him. Sitting on a shelf in all of his hatty glory.
His cloth was brown, warm, and soft. Just looking at it made Dobby want to cuddle the poor thing. His seams were finely sewn and beautiful. The rip in his brim was perfectly proportioned, accenting his lovely buttons.
Dobby was suddenly very glad that Bad Master hadn't chopped off his bits.
Years later, the Sorting Hat woke up in the Hospital Wing, after the Battle of Hogwarts, to find a house-elf leaning over him.
"Oh! My love, you're awake!" Dobby cried.
"Where am I, Dob-Dob?" asked the Sorting Hat, his mind (?) fogged from sleep.
"In the Hospital Wing, my love, you fought most valiantly," said Dobby, "and, I have a question…"
"Anything, Dob-Dob, anything at all."
"Will you marry me?" asked Dobby.
"Oh, yes! Yes!"
A bed over, a red-head was gaping.
"Blimey, those house-elves are weird," said one Ronald Billius Weasley.
"Ronald! Just because they're different…"
But Dobby and the Sorting Hat heard no more, caught up in a passionate kiss.
A/N: Sorry it's short, but they're all going to be like that. Review! Suggestions welcome! (I already have seven lined up but if anyone come up with a better one, well, who am I to refuse?)