Right, I really shouldn't be writing more but… here I am. For the fourteen chapters that will make this compilation, there will be a new prompt and pairing for each one. Beware, with my chosen character, these pairings will be outrageous. Luckily, they don't all have to be romantic.
2 week Drabble Wars: Day one: "Rule number one. Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl." (Orange is the New Black)
Paired with: Minerva McGonagall
Word Count: 283
Chocolate Frog Card: (Gold) Nundu: Challenge: Write about someone telling vicious lies.
"Dear Diary, today we will talk about the matters of the heart. There are a few rules regarding them, and they really should be abided by." Dolores sighed, petting her kitten that was sitting on her lap. "Rule number one. Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl."
As a Slytherin, they were instantly disliked but it also had the advantage of their 'lies' spreading quicker than normal. Things spread in Hogwarts quickly anyway, but when it came from the mouth of a Slytherin, one known for being prejudiced and vindictive, when regarding the golden girl of the school, it took a crazy amount of interest.
"Dolores," a voice hissed, a voice that no matter how it came out, please her to no end. "We need to talk."
"Do we, Minerva?" Dolores placed her quill down onto the library table and motioned for the Gryffindor to join her. "I've heard about your… extracurricular activities out on the Quidditch pitch. I don't think I want my reputation to be tainted by your presence."
"Dolores, you and I both know that they are lies! As if I would do a thing like that."
"What women do in their own time should be kept in public places. And also once that woman is married."
"Dolores, take back what you said."
"Why on Merlin's Earth, would I do that?"
"Because your lies are vicious and unwarranted!"
"I'm a Slytherin, darling. We're not known for our fluffiness."
When Minerva stormed away in a huff, Dolores' heart clenched with pain. She didn't want to hurt Minerva but it was the only way for the two of them to interact. Dolores grasped at straws when it came to her.