Response to LJ community lawandorder100 challenge: Towel.
Law and Order belongs to Dick Wolf.
"I can't find Connie anywhere!" Mike complained in desperation.
"I thought she was with you already." Jack tried not to laugh at his EADA's excessive concern.
"I'm gonna call her!" and Mike picked his phone.
"It was about time…"
As Connie answered, Cutter put his phone on the loud speaker.
"Why aren't you here?" Jack was the first to talk.
"Oh sorry guys but… My cat… He ate my shower towel!"
"I want to be her cat!" Mike said sadly.
"Spare me…" Jack replied with sarcasm. "Give Mike a towel to eat, Connie so he never causes troubles again.
"You can count with me, Jack." Connie answered laughing.
