Disclaimer: I do not own Animaniacs. If I somehow acquired possession of it, you people would all come to my house and kill me in my sleep.
( The cast of Animaniacs is in an undisclosed generic location with a weird girl)
Longlivekingyakko: Okay peoples. Today we're playing truth or dare.
Wakko: You said we were here to eat cookies!
Longlivekingyakko: Well, that too, but mostly truth or dare. I have cookies, peanut butter, chocolate chip, Danish butter, and sugar, so dig in. Just don't...
( Wakko eats all the cookies in one big gulp)
Longlivekingyakko: ...eat them all at once. Oh well, I have other snacks elsewhere.
Yakko: Do you have hoho's ?
Longlivekingyakko: No.
Dot: Do you have dingdongs?
Longlivekingyakko: No.
Pinky: Do you have any bellybutton lint?
Longlivekingyakko: Eww, no! You're sick!
Yakko: What about oreos?
Longlivekingyakko: No, that would fall under cookies, which we have no more of...Wakko. Hey, actually, you know what? I bought something for just such an occasion. Anybody like frozen yogurt? It's chocolate pecan.
( several bowls of frozen yogurt later...)
LLKY: Now, on to the rules...
Everyone else: Groan...
LLKY: I know, but it has to be done. Rule one, all clothes must be kept on at all times. Rule two, no drugs, no alcohol, caffeine being the exception. Rule three, no death. Of anybody. Other than that, feel free to do whatever. You can even truth or dare me if you want. Now what do we do?
Dot: Whattya mean what do we do now?
LLKY: Well, it's the end of the chapter.
Wakko: Let's do something fun. Let's put cucumbers in our ears.
Dot: Or talk about how cute I am.
Brain: Or take over the world!
LLKY: I know! Let's do the Caramelldansen!
Everyone but Slappy: YAY!!!
Slappy: No. No way am I doing that. I'm old and tired for Pete's sake!
Skippy: ( tugging on his aunt's coat) Please, Aunt Slappy? For me?
Slappy: No.
LLKY: Then how about for your paycheck?
Slappy: ( Sighs) Fine! The things I do for minimum wage...
( everyone, including Slappy, starts Caramelldansen. After a few minutes, Slappy falls down)
Slappy: GAA!!! My hip! I busted my hip!
LLKY: We'll continue with this fic when we get back from the Emergency Room.
Yakko: G'night everybody!
End Chapter 1. Send in your ToD's please! Thank yous