MUST READ.
Okay, first things first, this is all typed on my phone, so there'll be a fair few spelling, grammar, and punctuation mistakes.
Next, this story will have some OOCness, since I found myself having trouble with keeping the characters as they normally would be, please read this chapter and tell me how I did.
Lastly, please avoid trying to kill me if an update never comes, I'm the worst when it comes to that.
"Lucifer!" Alsiel -or Ashiya in that dimension- called.
"Yeah? What?" Lucifer replied, not showing any other sign of hearing him.
"Show some respect! Our generous lord is giving you great news and you're not even looking his way!" Ashiya exclaimed, Lucifer sighed and turned around to look at Satan, or Mao, as he liked to be called in that dimension.
"What?" Lucifer asked rudely, getting annoyed at the fact that he had to be pulled away from his game.
"I was talking to Chi-chan today at work, and I discovered that she'd somehow learned that the police aren't looking for you as hard anymore, her father even said that he'd drop the investigation if nothing turned up in the next week" Mao explained.
"Really?" Lucifer gaped.
"Yep, so you'll be free to roam the streets in two weeks" Mao grinned.
"Finally" Lucifer groaned.
"And don't forget, I want you to be moved out into your own place within three months, got it?" Ashiya said sternly.
"Yup" Lucifer replied, already back to playing his game, Ashiya was about to argue with him, but Mao stopped him.
(*Two weeks later*)
-Finally- Lucifer grinned, walking down the streets.
-I've been wanting one game for a while now, and they wouldn't allow it to be delivered, they better still have it waiting for me- Lucifer checked his pockets to make sure he still had Mao's credit card before walking into the gaming store.
Lucifer took his time looking at all the games, and even spent half an hour on the Exbox 180 trial they had out.
Lucifer soon grew bored though, all he could do was play a trial game of Digcraft and read poorly made summaries on the back of empty game cases, deciding he preferred online shopping where he could read people's comments.
He was about to head to the counter to collect his game, when he saw a girl with long waist length green hair walk in. The girl -she looked around eighteen- then went to the counter and began fiddling with the computer.
Lucifer gulped and hid behind a large stack of boxes. He hid there for another ten minutes before realising that she was an employee, and that she probably wouldn't be leaving anytime soon.
-I'll come back later- Lucifer thought, speeding out of the store without her noticing.
(*One hour later*)
"She should be gone by no-" Lucifer blinked out of surprise, seeing the same girl still standing at the counter, and by the looks of it, she hadn't moved at all since she got there, "crap".
Lucifer then began to loiter around outside the store, blending into the crowd as he waited for someone else to take over the counter. He only managed to do that for about half an hour before the crowd became to much for him, and he escaped to one of the roofs on the other side of the street.
"Why am I even avoiding her anyway?" Lucifer asked himself, confused, "I mean, she's not scary, and she hasn't done anything wrong...heck, I don't even know her na- wait...no, it's not that...is it?"
Lucifer glanced across the road, and was able to see the girl through the window of the gaming store, the way his heart beat speed up made Lucifer groan and fall onto his back.
"Shit, I cant even be out for a fucking day before I get a crush on a stupid girl" Lucifer complained.
The fallen-angel decided to lie there for a little while longer before heading back home.
(*At Castle Overlord*)
"Did you get that game?" Mao wondered.
"No" Lucifer replied.
"Why not?" Mao blinked.
"They...uh...didn't have it at the time" Lucifer lied.
"Oh, so when are you gonna get it?" Mao asked.
"Uh...tomorrow" Lucifer said.
"Huh, okay" Mao nodded.
"You must get your own job soon, we cant continue giving you so much money to spend on your games, and you must also save up so you can buy an apartment" Ashiya lectured.
"What?" Emilia, or Emi, as she preferred to be called in that world, blinked.
"I have to move out in three months" Lucifer explained blandly.
"Oh, do you have any ideas for where you want to work then?" Emi wondered.
"Nope" Lucifer shrugged.
"Better think fast then, if you want a good place with WIFI then you have to save up, like Ashiya said" Mao grinned.
"Yeah, yeah" Lucifer sighed.
(*The Next Day*)
"Back already" Lucifer groaned out to himself, walking into the gaming store he'd been in the previous day.
Once again, the green haired girl was standing at the counter, fiddling with the computer.
Lucifer decided to get it over and done with and speed-walked strait to the counter, only to find that the girl didn't even notice him.
"Uh...yo" Lucifer waved, catching the girl's attention.
"Oh, sorry, what can I do for you?" She asked.
"I...uh...I ordered a game...like a week ago" Lucifer replied.
"From our website?" She blinked.
"Yeah" Lucifer nodded.
"Okay, name?" She questioned.
"Hu- oh, Urushihara" Lucifer responded, using his newer name.
"Okay" She nodded, turning back to the computer.
After a moment of typing Lucifer heard a 'ding' and an annoyed look crossed the girl's face.
"Oh, god damn it!" She growled.
"What's up?" Lucifer blinked.
"System error, this stupid computer's been doing it since the day before yesterday" She muttered.
"Cant you just call someone in to fix it or something?" Lucifer asked.
"We tried, the repair dude refuses ta come in again since it's the third time this month" She sighed.
"Oh...can I try?" Lucifer wondered.
"Huh? Yeah, sure" She blinked, surprised, "I'm Murasaki Yukiko by the way".
"Urushihara Hanzou" Lucifer replied, already working his way through the computer.
"You're pretty good at this" Murasaki commented.
"Yeah, I've had tons of time to practice" Lucifer agreed.
"Really? Why?" Murasaki wondered.
"I ended up being grounded for a year" Lucifer shrugged.
"Seriously?! Geez, your parents are strict" Murasaki gawked.
"They're my guardians, and they sorta had a good reason to" Lucifer replied.
"What, did you go through a vandalism phase or somethin'?" Murasaki blinked.
"...Sorta" Lucifer hesitated.
"Hey, you don' have ta answer if you don' want to ya know? I'm no' tryin' ta push ya" Murasaki said defensively.
"Nah, don't worry about it" Lucifer brushed off, "what's with the accent though?"
"My- oh, my accent! Sorry! I slip into it sometimes...heh, heh..." Murasaki blushed.
"No reason to be sorry, geez, it's not even that bad" Lucifer rolled his eyes.
"...Uh...thanks..." Murasaki blinked out of surprise when Lucifer turned the computer screen back to her, "oh! Done already?"
"Yeah, but I suggest you stop streaming anime for a while" Lucifer smirked, "it does that to old computers".
"Wha- oh god, seriously?" Murasaki gaped.
"Yup" Lucifer nodded.
"Gah, so this whole time, it was me?!" Murasaki groaned.
"Guess so" Lucifer replied.
"Aw man! Now how do I watch anime?" Murasaki whimpered.
"Don't you have WIFI at your place? I thought everyone did" Lucifer blinked.
"We do, but my Dad banned me from watching anime there because it took up so much" Murasaki sighed.
"Huh...sounds like something my guardians did, they're real cheapskates, so they'll do anything to save a bit of money" Lucifer laughed.
"You too? Sucks, doesn't it?" Murasaki mumbled.
"Yeah" Lucifer agreed.
After a moment of silence, Lucifer remembered by he was there in the first place.
"Uh...so can I get my game?" Lucifer blinked.
"OH! Yeah! Sorry!" Murasaki yelped, quickly turning to the computer and opening the files, "so you ordered...a PC game?"
"Yeah? What's wrong with that?" Lucifer asked.
"You looked like the type to have an Exbox or a Gamestation" Murasaki blinked
"I'd love to have one, but I cant" Lucifer sighed.
"Oh yeah, cheep guardians" Murasaki remembered.
"Yep" Lucifer nodded.
Murasaki blinked out of surprise when Lucifer held out a credit card.
"What's that for?" Murasaki asked.
"Payment? Y'know, for the game?" Lucifer replied, -is she an idiot or something?-
"Oh, no, don't bother, I'll pay, my boss'd kill me if I let you fix the computer without paying you" Murasaki waved off.
"Are you sure?" Lucifer questioned.
"Yup" Murasaki nodded.
"Well...thanks, then" Lucifer grinned, putting away the card.
"...well here's your game" Murasaki said quickly, handing a bag with Lucifer's game in it over to him.
"Thanks" Lucifer replied, "see ya".
Just as Lucier reached the door, Murasaki called after him.
"W-wait! H-Hanzou-san!" Murasaki exclaimed.
"What?" Lucifer wondered.
"I-uh...d-do you, uh, wanna h-have lunch w-wi-with me? U-uh! I-I mean i-if y-you have f-free ti-time! A-and if y-you wan-want too...of co-corse" Murasaki blushed.
"Wh-...y-yeah, sure" Lucifer stuttered.
"G-great! I'll- I'll go ask my boss t-to gi-give me break early then! Two minutes!" Murasaki smiled, running off to the back room.
-Did I just agree to what I think I just agreed to?- Lucifer thought to himself, -...nah, she did only just meet me today-.
(*In the store's back room*)
"YES!" Murasaki squealed.
"What's up?" Murasaki's boss AKA older sister Shiroi chuckled.
"Sis! Could you please let me have my break early?!" Murasaki pleaded.
"Yeah, sure, why?" Shiroi blinked.
"I just got a date with a really cute guy!" Murasaki grinned.
"Wait, seriously?" Shiroi gawked.
"Yes!" Murasaki said excitedly.
"Can I see him?" Shiroi wondered.
"Yeah! He's at the front of the store" Murasaki replied.
Shiroi nodded and opened the door slightly so she could see the front of the store.
"The one with the purple hair?" Shiroi asked for confirmation.
"Yup" Murasaki giggled.
"What's his name?" Shiroi questioned.
"Urushihara Hanzou" Murasaki responded.
"Did you ask, or did he ask?" Shiroi asked.
"I asked" Murasaki said.
"How did you ask, and how did he respond?" Shiroi wondered.
"I asked if he wanted to have lunch with me. He looked surprised for like, a second, then responded with "sure"" Murasaki explained.
"Okay" Shiroi sighed as she closed the door.
After a moment of silence, Shiroi grinned and gave her sister the thumbs up, "I approve!"
"Great! Thanks!" Murasaki squealed.
"Now, get out of this place's shabby uniform and go on that date!" Shiroi urged.
"Of course!" Murasaki nodded, running strait into the changing room and coming out a minute later in black yoga pants with a blue stripe down both sides as well as a baggy black T-shirt that looked like it came from the men's isle.
"You're shoes as well as your handbag are here" Shiroi said, holding said objects up for her sister to see.
"Thanks!" Murasaki yelped, slipping on her blue wedges and slinging her bag over her shoulders
"Good luck sis!" Shiroi called out to Murasaki, who was already half-way out the door.
(*With Lucifer*)
"Sorry if I kept you waiting for too long" Murasaki gasped.
"You didn't, it's fine" Lucifer shrugged.
"Great" Murasaki smiled.
The duo walked down the street in silence for a while before Murasaki realised that she didn't know where to eat.
"So, uh...where do you want to eat?" Murasaki wondered.
"I don't really know any places other then MgRonalds, one of my guardians works there" Lucifer explained.
"Oh, can I meet them? I'm really curious" Murasaki smiled.
"How can you be curious about them? I swear, they're both idiots" Lucifer sighed, "but if you really want to, go ahead".
"Yay!" Murasaki cheered.
Ten minutes later, they managed to find MgRonalds.
"Uh...Yukiko-san?" Lucifer called for Murasaki's attention.
"Oh, don't call me that, it's what everyone calls my grandma, seriously, just call me Murasaki or whatever, I never liked the honoforifics" Murasaki smiled.
"Same, I came from America so I always found it a little weird" Lucifer grinned.
"So what do I call you?" Murasaki asked.
"Whatever you want" Lucifer shrugged, "I don't really care".
"Hmmm...okay~! Then Rushi!" Murasaki laughed.
"What? Seriously?" Lucifer gawked.
"You said you didn't care" Murasaki pointed out.
"Fine then, you're Mi-chan" Lucifer smirked.
"What the hell?! No way, nope, not that name, and what happened to the thing about honoforifics?" Murasaki glared.
"I'll make an exception, besides, you gave me a stupid name, so I'll give you a stupid one" Lucifer grinned.
"Fine" Murasaki pouted.
Lucifer's face went stiff, and only one thought ran through his head, -cute-.
"We're here~!" Murasaki smiled, clapping her hands, which snapped Lucifer out of his daze.
"Last chance to turn back" Lucifer warned.
"No way" Murasaki laughed, poking her tongue out at Lucifer as she quickly opened the door, ran inside, and closed the door. Lucifer quickly followed her.
As soon as they managed to comprehend the fact that the heater was on, the duo realised that it was actually pretty cold outside, which tended to happen in Autumn.
"There's quite a cue here, huh?" Murasaki blinked.
"Yeah, Mao, my guardian, is actually pretty well known here, people online say his services are the best out of the crew" Lucifer explained.
"Huh, the name sounds familiar" Murasaki said to herself.
Lucifer didn't say anything in response, and the two agreed to get their meal strait away and talk to Mao once a fair bit of the crowd disappeared.
"Hey, why are you working at that game shop anyway?" Lucifer asked randomly as they ate.
"Huh?" Murasaki said stupidly.
Why do you work at that game shop?" Lucifer repeated, "I'm looking for a job and maybe I could get some ideas".
"Huh, okay...well...all I really needed was a side job, only part-time, and since I like games so much, I chose there, and then there's also the fact that my sister runs the place" Murasaki explained.
""A side job"? You mean you have another?" Lucifer gawked.
"Yeah, I'm a professional gamer, I also test out Zony's games when I have the time" Murasaki nodded.
"Wouldn't you get tons of money just from that?" Lucifer gaped.
"Yeah, but I'm trying to save up so I get a good place when I move out" Murasaki responded.
"Huh, okay then" Lucifer nodded, "...I never actually thought of being a professional gamer...".
"There's a contest next Friday in Kyoto, I'm taking the bullet train down there to compete, maybe you could give it a shot" Murasaki offered.
"Thank's Mi-chan" Lucifer grinned.
"N' probl'm" Murasaki blushed, "b't please sto' callen' m' tha', a' least n' public".
"Your accent is back" Lucifer pointed out.
"Opps" Murasaki giggled.
"Anyway, the line's gone, do you still want to talk to Mao?" Lucifer questioned.
"Yep" Murasaki said enthusiastically.
"Alright" Lucifer sighed, "let's go".
"Yay~!" Murasaki cheered.
"Not so loud" Lucifer groaned as he stood up.
(*With Mao*)
Mao was about to go to the staff room to have his break when he 'sensed' people walk up to the counter. He turned around and was fully prepared to address the customers as usual, when he noticed who it was.
"Hey, Urushihara, did you get your game?" Mao wondered.
"Yeah" Lucifer nodded.
"So this is him then?" Murasaki blinked, scaring the hell out of Mao.
"Yup" Lucifer nodded.
"Wait, she's with you?" Mao gawked.
"Obviously" Lucifer shrugged.
"Whoa, two days out in the real world and you've already got a girlfriend!" Mao gaped.
"Sh-shut up! She's not my girlfriend!" Lucifer said defensively.
"Y-yeah! I-I only just met him today! H-how could I be his g-girlfriend?!" Murasaki blushed.
"Well it could be like in that one weird manga I came across" Mao smirked as he turned around so he wasn't facing them, in full teasing mode, "the girl gets into a bad situation with some gang members, and the guy that saves her makes her date him as payment".
"What?" Lucifer sweatdropped.
"Oh? So you've read that manga too? You know, recently it was turned into an anime, and- w-wait! That's not what happened! It's not like that!" Murasaki exclaimed, snapping herself out of Otaku-mode.
"Then what is it like?" Mao grinned.
"I work part-time at the gaming shop Rushi bought his game at, an-" Murasaki was cut off by Mao.
"R-Rushi?" Mao snickered.
"Shut up!" Lucifer glared.
"Just wait until Ashiya hears about this" Mao chuckled.
"Don't you dare" Lucifer growled.
"Too late" Mao grinned victoriously, holding up his already ringing phone for Lucifer to see.
"Mao!" Lucifer yelled before turning to Murasaki, who was giggling, "M-Mi-chan! What the hell!"
"Mi-chan? Oh this is too precious" Mao said to himself as Ashiya picked up.
"Mao-sama? Why do you call?" Ashiya wondered.
"Ashiya? You've got to hear this" Mao grinned, "Urushihara-" Mao ended up being cut off by Lucifer, who had grabbed the phone.
"Nevermind, bye!" Lucifer said into the phone before ending the call.
"Well that wasn't very nice" Mao pouted.
"Shut u-" Lucifer stopped when he heard Murasaki full out laughing, and all Mao did was smirk.
Murasaki calmed down soon enough, and she was about to continue when she caught sight of the clock.
"Aw crap!" Murasaki sweared, "m' fuckin' launch break's ova', sorra' Rushi, I gotte' g' no'".
"Your accent" Lucifer pointed out.
"Damn it! Sorry! Bye!" Murasaki waved as she ran out of the fast-food resturaunt.
"Hey, did you at least get her number?" Mao questioned Lucifer.
"No! I told you! It's not like that!" Lucifer glared.
"Well, actually, Mi-chan told me, not you" Mao smirked.
"Whatever, and her name isn't Mi-chan, it's Murasaki" Lucifer corrected.
"I wonder, is that her first name? or her last?" Mao mused to himself.
"It's her first, her last name's Yukiko, bu-" Lucifer stopped when he saw Mao's smirk grow wider, "what's that face for?!"
"On a first name basis now?" Mao grinned.
"Sh-she doesn't like being called by her last name" Lucifer muttered.
"Oh? So why don't you call her Murasaki-san? Why call her Mi-chan? I'm sure you know that 'Mi' means 'beautiful', I mean, you've been in this world for a year after all..." Mao teased, "could this mean...that you did it on purpose?"
"Shut up! I did not! 'Mi' comes from the first and last letters of her name, okay? A-and she hates honoforifics, so I gave her the worst" Lucifer argued, the entire time thinking -this stupid crush will go away soon-.
"The name itself sounds pretty cute" Mao continued, pretending not to hear the fallen-angel, "usually couples and best-friends come up with those sort of names, and since the best-friends part only works for girls-".
"Whatever" Lucifer growled, "think whatever you want, that's not what it's like".
With no other reason to stay, Lucifer stormed out of MgRonalds and went back to Castle Overlord.
(*Four hours later*)
"Mao-sama! Thank god you're back" Ashiya bowed, "Urushihara has been acting more foul then usual, would you happen to know why?"
"Yeah" Mao smirked, "it's probably RUSHI-".
"Don't call me that!" Lucifer glared.
"You let Murasaki-san call you that" Mao teased.
"Shut up!" Lucifer growled.
"Who's Murasaki-san?" Ashiya wondered.
"She's-" Mao was cut off when Lucifer jumped at him and covered his mouth.
Mao and Lucifer then began to wrestle, though Mao was just being playful while Lucifer had the intention of knocking out the "great demon lord", Ashiya soon joined in as he tried to separate them both.
This continued on for a good ten minutes before they heard laughing at the front door.
"You guys look like a threesome" Emi laughed.
"...what the hell?" Mao gawked.
"How many porn movies have you been watching lately?" Lucifer sweatdropped.
"Way less then you've been" Emi countered.
"Not like he'd need them anymore" Mao grinned.
"How many times do I have to tell you?! It's not like that!" Lucifer growled.
"What do you mean?" Ashiya asked, ignoring Lucifer.
"He's got a girlfriend now~" Mao grinned.
"Wait, seriously? I'm surprised a girl would even be interested in him" Emi blinked.
"H-hey! She's not my girlfriend" Lucifer shouted, trying to get some sense into them.
"I'm genuinely curious about what sort of girl became interested in him" Ashiya agreed.
"Well she seemed alright at first, then after I mentioned a manga she began to talk about the anime for it, and then I learned she worked part-time at a gaming store" Mao explained.
"Could you idiots please stop?" Lucifer sighed, coming close to giving up.
"What did she look like?" Emi questioned.
"A little taller then Urushihara, skinny, green hair, red eyes" Mao listed.
"Christmas?" Emi and Ashiya said together as thoughts of Christmas trees, tinsel, candy canes and Santa went through their heads. The trio began to snicker.
Lucifer then tried to block them out by putting his headphones on and playing his new game, but he quickly learned that the game was too boring.
"Damn it, I better take it back tomorrow, maybe I can trade it in..." Lucifer whispered to himself.
"Oh? What's that? Going to see Mi-chan again tomorrow?" Mao grinned.
"No, I've got to change my game, this one sucks" Lucifer sighed, "and I told you, her name's Murasaki".
"Wow, so defensive" Emi snickered.
"Well, Murasaki-san IS his girlfriend" Ashiya replied.
"True" Emi agreed.
"She's not my girlfriend" Lucifer growled, "why cant you leave me alone?"
"Because it's basically a law here for all parents and guardians to tease their child mercilessly when the child comes into contact with the opposite gender" Ashiya explained.
"...Seriously?" Lucifer sweatdropped.
"Yup" Mao nodded.
"Then why is Yusa doing it?" Lucifer wondered.
"Gossip" Emi replied simply.
"Urgh, I'm out of here" Lucifer groaned, standing up and leaving.
(*On a street the next block over*)
-...why am I here?- Lucifer wondered, staring at the mostly abandoned park. He shrugged and sat down on the grass.
Lucifer continued to sit there and think for another minute or two when he noticed someone sitting one one of the swings, the sight of green hair made Lucifer blink.
"Rushi?" The sound of her voice made Lucifer realise that she'd seen him too.
"...What are you doing in this area Mi-chan?" Lucifer asked curiously.
"Huh? Oh, my place is just around the corner" Murasaki replied, "why are you here?"
"I live in the shabby apartment complex the next block over" Lucifer said.
"Talk about blunt" Murasaki laughed, standing up from the swings and walking over to where Lucifer was sitting before sitting next to him, "I come here every day after work, and I've never seen anyone else come here before".
"Yeah, Mao was giving me hell, I had to get out" Lucifer chuckled, "to make it worse, his girlfriend and my other guardian were in on it too".
"Mao has a girlfriend?" Murasaki blinked.
"No, but she spends so much time following him that she might as well be" Lucifer grinned.
"F-following?" Murasaki stared.
"Oh, don't worry, that sort of thing in our group is normal" Luifer shrugged off.
"Really? What's your 'group' like then?" Murasaki questioned curiously.
"Well, first off is Mao, he's convinced that having a 'high' position at MgRonalds is something to brag about" Lucifer started off, "then there's Ashiya, my other guardian, he plays the role of housewife".
"Seriously?" Murasaki giggled.
"Yup, he makes lunch for Mao when Mao leaves for work, he cleans, he cooks meals, and he's so uptight about money that he collects vouchers" Lucifer grinned.
"Wow" Murasaki laughed, "who else is there?"
"Emi, Mao's stalker, she...used to work for the police, and she's so convinced that Mao's a criminal that she 'monitors' him every day to make sure he's not doing anything criminal" Lucifer explained, "she sometimes comes in for lunch to get out of the heat, and whenever she leaves she slips on the same spot of the stairs and falls down them".
"Does she end up alright?" Murasaki worried.
"Yeah, Mao somehow is always able to be there at that exact moment to catch her" Lucifer replied, "and Emi always threatens to kill him when it happens".
"She's a bit...extreme" Murasaki gawked.
"Yeah" Lucifer nodded, "the next person is Chi, she's seventeen and works with Mao at MgRonalds".
"She doesn't seem too bad..." Murasaki trailed of.
"Oh just wait" Lucifer smirked, "Chi is in with Mao, her feelings are really obvious too. Chi's convinced that Mao and Emi are exes, and Mao is just completely oblivious. Whenever she finds out that any other girl shows any affection to Mao, she gets extremely jealous, and sometimes goes so far as to making an 'emergency' call to Emi".
"...Whoa..." was all Murasaki could say.
"Uh-huh" Lucifer agreed.
"Is there anyone else?" Murasaki asked.
"Yup, one more, our neighbor" Lucifer smirked, "before she came to Japan, she ended up studying it's history, and, as a result, she's entirely traditional. She'd heard that noodles were something you'd give to you neighbours, so she gave us boxes upon boxes of expired noodles on purpose, since she, like Emi, was convinced that Mao was a criminal. For about a month or two she was cooking for us, putting different types of food poisoning in each time, I didn't eat it, so I wasn't effected, and for some reason, Mao -who did actually eat it- wasn't either, but Ashiya ended up with really bad stomach problems".
Murasaki flinched.
"We were eventually able to convince her to stop though" Lucifer finished, "it was really funny actually, Emi thought that our neighbor, Suzuno, had a crush on Mao because she asked a question the wrong way without realising".
"Sounds like you never get a break" Murasaki laughed.
"Yeah, every week or so we end up going on a random 'adventure' like it's some cartoon" Lucifer laughed aswell.
"Actually, it sounds like it'd make a good manga, or even anime" Murasaki laughed.
"If that happened, this would be my least favourite episode" Lucifer sighed.
"Probably" Murasaki agreed.
They sat there quietly for a while before Muraskai finally broke the silence.
"Y'know, when I actually had friends I used to ask them one question, it always ended with us laughing too" Murasaki said, almost to herself.
"You mean you don't have friends?" Lucifer blinked.
"Nope" Murasaki shook her head, not seeming sad at all.
"Huh, what did you ask them?" Lucifer wondered.
""If you could have any power in the world, what would it be?"" Murasaki replied.
"Huh, sounds fun" Lucifer said.
"What power would you have?" Murasaki asked.
"I dunno" Lucifer shrugged.
"I'd want the power to turn into a dragon" Murasaki grinned.
"Why a dragon?" Lucifer wondered.
"They're cool, and I love their wings...actually, I just wish I had dragon wings" Murasaki laughed.
"Dragon wings, huh? Yeah, that'd be cool" Lucifer agreed, "but angel wings would have to do".
"What?" Murasaki stared.
At that moment, Lucifer made a decision.
"What do you think of angels?" Lucifer wondered.
"Angels? They're okay, I guess, but I could never stand Christians, and following a bunch of rules made by some weirdo thousands of years ago just to go to a world surrounded in white is crazy" Murasaki went on to complain about her dislike of all things holy, and Lucifer just watched on in amusement.
"Close enough" Lucifer grinned, letting his black wings appear.