AN: Okay, so I had this idea of making a Mary Sue satire thingy...um...yeah! So basically it's a Mary Sue who gets no powers of Mary Sue, maybe she'll find love somewhere but for now...hehehe... I guess it's in the 21st century. Mary Sue is going to be calling herself Mary. I will too, just remember her full name is Mary Sue~ (I'm so lazy).
I've been reading too much My Immortal and other work by that author and her friend.
If any of my fans have the name of Mary Sue please know this is not about you, this is about the stereotypical character in fanfics, ya know? LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER OF EVERY- *banging sound* ow! My friend alerted me that I was talking to much- *more banging* okay okay! I have no friends here, my cat's hitting me...ow, Vi!
Well, um..thanks for reading? Uh..oh, and if you think she should end up with someone send me a review or PM and tell me who. I have plans but I don't know if the person I want Mary Sue to end up with will be in this chapter.
Thanks to the people following my stories-or fics- I know there are things people will disagree with, so please tell me. I got feedback for the other fics, and I'm working hard to please people (along with myself). I haven't got any flames yet...yet. Hopefully I won't get any? If I do I think I'd read them, die a little on the inside, laugh because wait I spelled that wrong? Yeah.
Um..I forgot what my point was...oh! Review and message me! And thanks for all the support and love!
Anyway~
Story time:
Mary stepped off the platform to Hogwarts. She just got off the train. She also just found out how to, as she put it, 'magic properly' with her parents being muggles!
Wow! she thought. This place is beautiful! I bet everyone here will love me like they did at home. I know it has to be, I got this name for a reason!
The minute she turned around she saw a boy who was beautiful. He had blonde hair and grayish eyes. Oh, how he would love Mary Sue!
"Hello, I'm Mary, my parents are muggles but I-" she began.
"I don't have time to talk to a mudblood like you." The boy said, pushing past her (I'm sorry fans, but it seems like his character..you know who he is by now, right? Yeah).
Oh, but this Sue was persistent. "Wait, boy! Can I have your name? You'll be in love with me because I'm so beautiful!"
Silence from the blonde, he kept walking away. Mary Sue knew she'd be his love interest soon enough. Her with her long described hair (AN: Do I have to-*sigh* fine).
"I have black hair that was straight but curled at the bottom with a silver streak, and beautiful golden eyes! Of course I have a long description! That's why I'm perfect!"
Mary, like many before, considered herself to be a goth. She loved bands like, and not limited to (AN: I-I don't own these..t-this is nerve wracking to write), Dead Poet Society (AN: I-it is a band too! Promise), and Knuckle Puck. She loved horror movies and she disliked all people, unless they were goth...or hot.
Because Draco Malfoy wasn't what she'd call goth.
Mary, being the first year with everyone else, was stuck on a boat with three other girls. One is what she'd call a 'prep' with a smirk. She had dirty blonde hair, and green eyes, she wasn't thin. She was curvy (AN: IM SO SORRY BUT YES I SHALL DESCRIBE EACH GIRL BECAUSE THE MARY SUE INSIDE ME WANTS TO-also because it's a story about a Mary Sue, might as well). The other one, a nerd if you will, had brown hair. She was buried in a book about Hogwarts and it's history. The last one, Mary Sue was unable to place her, she had a lighter brown hair than the 'nerd'. She was sitting there, nervously tapping her fingers on her knee.
"I'm Charlie." The 'prep' said. "My parents have been in Hufflepuff, but they think I'm Gryffindor. We'll find out, yeah?"
The one reading looked up slightly. "I'm Noa. I have no idea, in all honesty I want to be in Hufflepuff."
The last one spoke. "I'm Hufflepuff. I know I am. I took quizzes online, and I got Hufflepuff each time. I'm Lilah."
Mary snorted, and rolled her eyes. In fact she thought she'd never get along with them. Not one of them said Slytherin. An online test? Really?
"What about you? What's your name?" Charlie leaned over Noa, tapping Mary's shoulder.
"I'm Mary. I don't know why I should talk to any of you."
Noa lifted the book close to her face, hiding her tears. She was new and the first thing she hears from someone is an insult, it was understandable.
Lilah patted Noa's back, smiling. She looked up at the sky and down at the water. She, then, proceeded to whisper: "We're here now, and it's a beautiful school filled with magic. We'll be best of friends, even if we're in different houses."
Noa nodded, smiling a bit.
Mary snorted, and hoped for the boat ride to end. She wasn't happy until she could get off the boat.
AN: So..um what did ya think? I wanna hear if you ship anyone yet, even if it's Mary. Maybe Mary will be Slytherin, but there's no way she'll be perfect.
So review and message? Cool!