Naruto flung open his door, ready to run off to Ichiraku. Just as he was about to slam it behind him, he noticed a kunai with a piece of paper attached to his door. He flung his arms over his head and cringed. After a minute or so, he finally opened his eyes to find that the paper had not exploded. He examined it. Perhaps the explosive was faulty? But this didn't look like an explosive tag…it even had his name on it! "To Mr. Uzumaki Naruto", it said. Naruto finally understood – it was a letter. Grinning excitedly he unfolded it. After a moment of staring at it a look of disgust came over his face. Junk mail. Some survey or something. He went to throw it out, then, after a moment of consideration, decided he'd fill it out, he had nothing else to do, since that perverted Sanin was missing again. He sat down at his table and pulled out a pen.
Are
you left-handed or right-handed?: Right
handed
Are
you smart?: Of course I am! Way
smarter than that Shikamaru…
What's
your middle name?: …Middle
name? How many personalities
do you have?:
How
many piercings do you have?: None.
Tattoos?:
None…but everybody thinks these
marks on my face are tattoos. They're not!
Can
you do a cartwheel?:
Do
you have bangs?: No.
Do
you have contact lenses?: What are
contact lenses?
Can
you drive?: D…rive? Huh?
What
do you drive?: What is driving?!?
Do
you snore?: No way! I bet that idiot
Sasuke does though…heh…
Do
you drool in your sleep?:
Do
you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: Envelopes?
Er…oh right! I guess I lick them…I don't usually send letters…
What
languages do you know?: Japanese.
What's
the best awards show?: What's an
award show? Why do you people keep asking me about strange things?
Do
you like onions?: As much as the
next person…
Do
you like cotton candy?: That's
that pink, fluffy stuff right? Sure.
What
instruments can you play?: None…
What
words do you overuse?: I don't
overuse words dattebayo! …Well okay, maybe I do use that one a bit
too much.
What
do you sleep in?: My pyjamas and my
sleeping cap.
What's
your bedtime?: Whenever I want.
How
many pillows do you have?: Two?
Isn't this kind of a weird question?
Do
you like to dance?: When I have a
reason to!
Do
you like to sing?: Sure, why not.
Are
you any good at it?: Of course! I'm
good at everything I do! Wanna hear?
How
many CDs do you have?: …This is
another of your weird things I don't know about, isn't it?
How
many times have you moved houses?: None…I
live in an apartment.
Do
you like where you live?: Sure, it's
okay I guess.
Is
your room messy?: Maybe…a little
bit.
Do
you like to finger-paint?: Finger-painting
is fun! But Sakura-chan says it's only for little kids…
Do
you sleep with stuffed animals?: No.
Do
you sleep with socks on?: Socks…on…why
would I?
Are
you ticklish?: NO!
Are
you shy?: No way!
Do
you talk to yourself?: Sometimes,
it's easier to figure things out that way.
Are
you a morning person?: Not
really…Kakashi-sensei sure is though.
What's
your favourite outfit?: My orange
tracksuit!
Do
you believe in ghosts?: G-ghosts?
Why? Did you see one? I'm not getting rid of it for you!
Do
you believe in bigfoot?: Bigfoot?
Who's that?
What's
your favourite feature?: Um…my
smile, I guess? Though it's really hard to choose, I love all of me
equally.
What
do you do when you're nervous?: I
don't get nervous!
Who's
your role model?: None! Because I'm
gunna be better than everyone!
What
celebrities do you act like?: Celebrity?
Is that like…a really great ninja or something?
THE
LAST PERSON WHO:
Called
You?: Called? Like, summoned? Granny
Tsunade.
Slept
In Your Bed?: Myself! Eeew, why
would I want other people in my bed?
Saw
You Cry?: I haven't cried in
ages…probably Iruka-sensei.
Made
You Cry?: Mizuki-sensei…
Spent
The Night?: Menma! He was a good
guy…
At
Your House:
You
shared A Drink With?: I don't
share drinks.
You
went To The Movies with?: I've
never been.
You
Went To The Mall With?: What's
a…mall?
Yelled
At You?: Granny Tsunade…
Sent
You a letter?: You people, whoever
you are.
Said
They Were Going Kill You?: The last
person I think was…Sakura-chan…
HAVE
YOU EVER:
Been
To New York?: Where's that? Is it
in the Sand village?
Been
To Florida?: Where?
California?:
These places must be really far
away…
Hawaii?:
I've never even heard of them!
China?:
How many more of these are you gunna
ask?
Canada?:
Ah! No! Stop asking!
Danced?:
Oh, yes.
Stalked
Someone?: …I wouldn't call it
'stalking'…
Had
A Mud Bath?: I've fallen in the
mud, does that count?
Have
you been close to death before?: A
lot of times.
Wished
You Were The Opposite sex?: Why wish
when you can do? You obviously
haven't
seen my sexy jutsu.
Had
An Imaginary Friend?: When I was
little…but after a while he started ignoring me…
What
Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Go
get ramen!
What
was your last meal?: Ramen! I should
get some more now.
Once you finish this survey, please duplicate the enclosed spare copy and give to you neighbours. Send this copy back to us at 123 Fake Street, Suna.