Lord Voldemort: Turn My Evil On
Hey this is my first fanfic (ever), so please be nice. Voldemort's rendition of Soulja Boy's "Turn My Swag on". Enjoy : D
Disclaimer: I'm not J.K Rowling because I have a crappy computer, and I'm not Soulja Boy because I have a clue. So it's all theirs.
Voldemort Tell'Em
Hopped up out the lair turn my evil on
Took a look in the mirror said what's up?
Yeah, I'm killing Muggles, ohhhh
Hopped up out the lair turn my evil on
Took a look in the mirror said what's up?
Yeah, I'm Killing Muggles, ohhhh
Turn my evil on
It's my time to turn it up, yeah, yeah
I put my Eaters on, did my theme song
Now it's time to turn it up, yeah, yeah
I got a question why Harry hatin' on me
I got a question why Harry hatin' on me
I ain't did nothing to him but kill his parents
put my team on him, now my whole click stunned
Boy wat's up, yeahhhh? Boy wat's up, yeahhhhh?
When he was one year old
I put it on his head, now I'ma die for this gold
Voldy boy tell em?
Hopped up out the lair turn my evil on
Took a look in the mirror said what's up?
Yea, I'm killing Muggles, ohhhh
Hopped up out the bed turn my evil on
Took a look in the mirror said what's up?
Yea, I'm killing Mudbloods, ohhhhh
I'm back again,
I know the Prophet thought I wasn't coming back, yeah, yeah
I had to prove Fudge wrong
Got up in my evil lair came up wit another 'crux, yeah, yeah
I told Great-Britain my story, the world where I'm from
Voldemort excel, boy what's up? Yeah, yeah
Now every time you see me kill
Every time you see me torture
Every time you see me in your deepest nightmares
Say wat's up? Yeah, yeah, Voldemort Tell'Em
Hopped up out the bed turn evil on
Took a look in the mirror said what's up?
Yeah, I'm killing Muggles, ohhhhh
Hopped up out the bed turn my evil on
Took a look in the mirror said what's up?
Yeah, I'm killing Muggles, ohhhhh
Please listen to the song if you haven't heard it before. My first thought was: Voldemort when I heard it. Hahaha please practice review and reinforcement. Thanks :D
Twiggster.