Banjo-Tooty
*Banjo-Kazooie theme song comes on. "Finally, we've beaten the witch, again. So first it was a hag then she's all bony after that she somehow comes back as a robot and now she's just nothing! Now lets see her try to kick this feathery butt!" said Kazooie.
*Tooty comes running into scene. "Hey, Tooty! You're back from you're vacation!" says Banjo. "Since when was Tooty on a vacation?" Kazooie asked. "Well, if you were smart you would have had noticed that I did not appear in any of your recent games bird brain!" replied Tooty. "Tooty! What's wrong with you? Since are you so rude?" asked Banjo. "Since I knew this freaky looking dude, Munjo." Said Tooty in a smart-allicy voice. "Hey who is this Munjo guy? Where is he?" once again Banjo asked. "Why, he's right behind you, punching the bird brain to death! Oh, never mind, now he's jacking Kazooie!" Tooty replied in a happy voice. "Hey! What the? Let go of Kazooie! Don't worry Kazooie we'll save you!" Banjo shouted. "Yeah right. I'm not helping feather but over there!" Tooty said. "Oh, yes you will after you go to boot camp!" Banjo shouted at her with fury.
Soon Tooty was back to normal and was now in fighting shape. "C'mon Banjo I wanna kick some boneheaded brother butt!" shouted Tooty. "Bonehead brother butt? Is it who I think it is? Is it Mumbo?!" cried Banjo. "Yes, Banjo. I know you miss him but he can't stand in the way of our journey! We have to keep on fighting until we beat Munjo's butt!" replied Tooty. "Yes, I know… butt it's the way that he died. And now that I know who killed him, I'm going to really kill Munjo! Who knows I might stab him to death, I might even STRANGLE him!!!" said Banjo in a psycho voice. "How did he die anyways?" asked Tooty. "Well it all started when the third journey began. He had really helped us out through the entire journey, but when we finally got to Gruntilda, it had seemed that she had shot a spell to Mumbo, who was protecting Kazooie, but it didn't look like one of her spells though. As soon as Mumbo was hit I went to see if he was ok, but he wasn't… it was a gruesome site. Even though Kazooie was injured and couldn't even flap a wing, she agreed to help out as much as she could. As we fought the fight, we noticed Grunty was getting weaker. Eventually we beat her, but it we didn't have a happy celebration at all. We made a funeral for Mumbo and promised to never go on another journey together. But now that my partner is gone, I'm going to fight as hard as I can… even if I have to lose my life…" told Banjo. "Well, now that I know the whole story, I'm going to give a piece of advice, if you don't want Kazooie to die then let's get going!"
And as they set off on their journey, Banjo took one last thought to remember Mumbo.
NOTE: The next chapter is going to be a little harsh. There is a lot of violence. Not the type of violence that you see in normal video games. If you want to continue on with the story please click on the next chapter. You have been warned…
*Banjo-Kazooie theme song comes on. "Finally, we've beaten the witch, again. So first it was a hag then she's all bony after that she somehow comes back as a robot and now she's just nothing! Now lets see her try to kick this feathery butt!" said Kazooie.
*Tooty comes running into scene. "Hey, Tooty! You're back from you're vacation!" says Banjo. "Since when was Tooty on a vacation?" Kazooie asked. "Well, if you were smart you would have had noticed that I did not appear in any of your recent games bird brain!" replied Tooty. "Tooty! What's wrong with you? Since are you so rude?" asked Banjo. "Since I knew this freaky looking dude, Munjo." Said Tooty in a smart-allicy voice. "Hey who is this Munjo guy? Where is he?" once again Banjo asked. "Why, he's right behind you, punching the bird brain to death! Oh, never mind, now he's jacking Kazooie!" Tooty replied in a happy voice. "Hey! What the? Let go of Kazooie! Don't worry Kazooie we'll save you!" Banjo shouted. "Yeah right. I'm not helping feather but over there!" Tooty said. "Oh, yes you will after you go to boot camp!" Banjo shouted at her with fury.
Soon Tooty was back to normal and was now in fighting shape. "C'mon Banjo I wanna kick some boneheaded brother butt!" shouted Tooty. "Bonehead brother butt? Is it who I think it is? Is it Mumbo?!" cried Banjo. "Yes, Banjo. I know you miss him but he can't stand in the way of our journey! We have to keep on fighting until we beat Munjo's butt!" replied Tooty. "Yes, I know… butt it's the way that he died. And now that I know who killed him, I'm going to really kill Munjo! Who knows I might stab him to death, I might even STRANGLE him!!!" said Banjo in a psycho voice. "How did he die anyways?" asked Tooty. "Well it all started when the third journey began. He had really helped us out through the entire journey, but when we finally got to Gruntilda, it had seemed that she had shot a spell to Mumbo, who was protecting Kazooie, but it didn't look like one of her spells though. As soon as Mumbo was hit I went to see if he was ok, but he wasn't… it was a gruesome site. Even though Kazooie was injured and couldn't even flap a wing, she agreed to help out as much as she could. As we fought the fight, we noticed Grunty was getting weaker. Eventually we beat her, but it we didn't have a happy celebration at all. We made a funeral for Mumbo and promised to never go on another journey together. But now that my partner is gone, I'm going to fight as hard as I can… even if I have to lose my life…" told Banjo. "Well, now that I know the whole story, I'm going to give a piece of advice, if you don't want Kazooie to die then let's get going!"
And as they set off on their journey, Banjo took one last thought to remember Mumbo.
NOTE: The next chapter is going to be a little harsh. There is a lot of violence. Not the type of violence that you see in normal video games. If you want to continue on with the story please click on the next chapter. You have been warned…