A Dogciatrist Say On Things
Chris was different in many ways from Luke. I like Luke, he really cared about me in a way. Chris hates me and I hate him. You see Chris changed my owner entirely until she pretended to not like Luke and to love Chris. He can't see that she still loves Luke with all her heart. Sappy but true. Chris is so stupid, come on, even Steve that squirrel knows that Lorelai loves Luke and Luke loves her back. Even if the two are trying to hide that fact from other and themselves. Ugh some men need glasses to see emotions of a woman.
Then Chris is changing everything. What's up with those stocking, they don't even look chrismassy. Rory's and Lorelai's traditions are out the door. That t.v he calls flat screen couldn't be any thinner. And he put it so high up that I can't even watch t.v anymore. He hogs the remote too. At least Luke let me watch what I wanted to, baseball. Such a cool sport.
I want Luke back. He was almost like another owner of mine. Chris hates me, the loser. If only I could talk, I swear he'd hear me. The man tries to kill me I swear. The food he feeds me, I wouldn't even give to a mouse. Luke, thank God, would cook food for me, he didn't even mind that I like to eat alone. Chris doesn't respect that he stares at me when I eat.
Those people better fix this. Lorelai has to leave Chris, before I do something rash, like bite him. Luke and her have to make up. If they don't fix this I am going to have to take matters into my own hands. Oh, Lorelai's home which means food. See you.