Okay so this is my first fanfic. I know this is probably a different format of writing than you're used to. I like heavy dialogue, but I like interspersed paragraphs throughout. So bear with my writing. Also, please review. Criticism is welcome, but remember that this is my first one. And if I get enough reviews, then I'll continue on the story. If not, I'll probably move onto something else.

Enjoy the Revenge of the Villains! Oh and as a side note: Rothbart is from Swan Princess if you didn't know. If you haven't seen it, then I suggest you watch it. It was my favorite movie as a child.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything except the characters I eventually make up.


Through the large metal door, Hades led Lady Tremaine, Mother Gothel, Maleficent, Ratcliffe, Jafar, Gaston, Ursula, and Scar. The room opened up, and the group of villains gathered around a large circular table in the chambers of the Underworld. Surrounding the clan of villains were thick walls of stone with skulls scattered among the walls. Above the center of the table was a gloomy black chandelier lit by blue flames. Queen Grimhilde accompanied by Lord Rothbart entered through the door. The two of them joined the rest at the table. All of the villains sat except for the Evil Queen Grimhilde. She continued to stand and said:

Grimhilde: Attention, my fellow miscreants. I call this meeting of the Vile Intelligent Lords Ladies and Animals Infecting Nonsense Society to order. Are all members present?

Ratcliffe yawned as he put his legs on the table. V.I.L.L.A.I.N.S. had only met a couple of times, and each meeting seemed more and more boring than the last. It was hard for him to stay awake generally due to the nature of these meetings. All they ever talked about was how much they hated the people who had a hand in their demise – well that and about how they were defeated.

Ratcliffe: Exactly why are we meeting today? I can't say these meetings are ever productive.

Jafar: As if you had something more constructive to do except rot in jail.

Ratcliffe: Better than you sitting around in the cramped lamp of yours planning to capture Aladdin.

Jafar: I don't want to capture him. I want to kill that street rat.

Maleficent: As if you would ever be able to.

Jafar: Coming from the woman who put her enemy to sleep rather than killing her.

Maleficent: If you never let your ego get in the way of your goals, you would have been able to kill the "street rat", but instead you were tricked into becoming a genie.

Jafar: Prince Phillip killed you by measly throwing a sword at you. You had your chance to kill him, yet you didn't. He was in your castle, but you gloated your victory rather than slay the boy. And you want to talk to me about ego?

Maleficent: It was an unfortunate event, but in case you haven't noticed, I'm not dead.

Hades: You're welcome. If I didn't rescue you from my underworld, you wouldn't be here. Actually, none of you would be here.

Maleficent: Yet here we are.

Hades: So, answer me this. Why am I not running this shindig? I mean I am a god, which is a lot more than any title you lot have, and we're running this meeting in my Underworld.

Grimhilde: ENOUGH!

At the Evil Queen's shout, the villains became silent and stared at her. She waited for every man, woman, and animal to stare her in the eye before continuing.

Grimhilde: We are assembled here today in order to discuss our plan for revenge. Also, we have a new member of our V.I.L.L.A.I.N. Society. This is Lord Rothbart.

Hades: Yeah, yeah, I know already. I saved him from his doom. Just cut to the chase. I'm sure everyone else wants to know the same thing: how were you defeated?

Rothbart: Prince Derek shot me down with an arrow after I killed his love.

Jafar: You mean you actually killed the girl?

Scar lightly chuckled while playing with his claws and responded to Jafar saying:

Scar: Not all of us are incapable of murdering our enemy unlike you, Jafar. Killing my brother was like catching a wounded animal.

Hades: Rothbart didn't even tell you the best part. Odette survived thanks to the "everlasting love" magic.

Gaston: Same thing happened to me… Except Belle wasn't dead… It was the Beast… and I died by falling off the castle…

Gaston began to stare off into space recalling the events of that faithful night. Every member of V.I.L.L.A.I.N.S. had met his or her doom at one time or another. Some of them perished only for Hades to rescue them from the Underworld while others were defeated in a less mortal way. The society was getting sidetracked. Queen Grimhilde knew that if the fools squabbled over who's the better villain (for in her heart she knew that she was the fairest of them all) nothing would ever be accomplished. The Evil Queen nodded at Scar. He sighed then roared loudly to silence the villains who were going on another rampage.

Grimhilde: Excellent. Now that I have captured your attention once again, it is time for us to plot our revenge.

Ratcliffe: And exactly what do you have in mind? We all want different people disposed of.

Grimhilde: It is true we all want different people "disposed of". However, we all want revenge on someone. If we help our fellow V.I.L.L.A.I.N.S. with their nuisances, then all will be right in the world. We shall rule the world instead of some pompous prince and princess.

The Evil Queen looked around at her fellow miscreants and saw twisted smiles upon their faces. Every single villain was ready for revenge. They might not enjoy each other, but it was time to take back what was rightfully theirs. Queen Grimhilde knew she could trust all of them – at least to the extent of how much you can really trust a villain.

Grimhilde: My plan is simple. We are going to take what will hurt them the most.

As she told them her master plan, the evil smiles came back. V.I.L.L.I.A.N.S. finally agreed upon something. They agreed upon a plan.


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