Saix has special cookies. Only he can eat them. They're the only things that keep him sane. (besides the moon) He asked everyone to please not eat his supply, and up to now the Organization has complied with this rule. But, he had to go on an unexpected mission and left his room door open with a plate of these 'special cookies' on his night stand. This is where our story begins...

Axel was humming a nice little tune while strolling down the hallway and noticed Saix's room was open. He looked down the hall, then up to make sure that no one was coming, then smiled and strolled on in the room.

"Heh heh, maybe I can finally get some blackmail on the beserer. Kodak, baby-ooh, cookies! Don't miind if I do!"

He grabbed a cookie, bit into it feeling a tingling sensation go down his spine. "Huh? Oh well." Then walked out, feeling happy with himself. And he went on with his day waving to his friend Roxas.

"Hey Axel, wanna play Mario Party 7?"

"Hey Roxas, what makes you think I want to mutiliate a PMS-acting, bed wetting, wannabe Sora imitating punk ass like you in one of the games I excel in?"

Axel stopped, covered his mouth and said, "What the hell did I just say?"

"It seemes that you insulted me." Roxas said, seething mad.

"I-I didn't mean to yell out that you're a bed wetter who sleeps with a night light"-he stopped again.

"Axel, I'mma kick your ass!" Roxas charged, Axel swerved, Roxas flew and got his head stuck in the sofa cushion. "Get me out of here! AXEL!!!"

He ran down the hall, wondering why he just yelled that out about his best friend. Then, here comes Marluxia.

"And what are you in such a hurry for?"

"You might eat me for one! You may claim that your all up on this, 'health business', not up on eating anything that was 'alive', but you KNOW you can tear up a rack of ribs in 3 minutes flat!"

And he had to keep running, 'cause Marluxia was now chasing him along with Roxas. But the rest of the Organizaton just had to come out of the next room in a group. Axel skidded to a halt, trying to contain the sudden urge to blurt out all of their secrets, but the urge was too strong. He tto a deep breath, and said al of this rather fast.

"Xigbar likes Teletubbies, Demyx sleeps with a stuffed elephant named Jaffy, Zexion's a porno freak-Xemnas is GAY! Xaldin uses Rogaine to get those massive sideburns because he thinks the ladies like a hairy man, Lexaeus flunked kindergarden TWICE, Luxord's underwear has nothing but pictures of British Battle Ponies on them, Marluxia records his thoughts in song form on an electronic diary that Roxas stole and Larxene likes the smell of her own farts!"

Silence. Right now, the Organization is thinking of ways to kill (and or maime) Axel. Axel on the other hand, was scared to death. The entire Organization was advancing on him, and he still wanted to blurt out stuff. So he did.

"Now before you hurt me, make sure you don't come in contact with Larxene's hands becase she picks her nose and eats the boogers-uh, did I mention that Vexen likes to sniff people's seats right after they get up?" he whimpered before backing up to the wall, seeing them mad times ten. He was straining to keep this last thought in his head, but-

"Hey everyone, I just crapped my pants."

I'm doing other chapters if I get enough reviews, mainly seeing what happens to other members when they devour the 'special cookies'.
Review please!

Disclaimer: Don't own Kingdom Hearts. (how many times must I say this!)