AN: IIIIIIIIIMMMM BAAAAAAAACCCKKK! Hi. Welcome to my sequel! As it was with the first one, this is a parody that comes from a place of love and is not intended to be offensive. If you haven't read my first story, Which Witch is Which, I urge you to read that before this, and then come back and read this. And also favorite and review both of them. ENJOY! (:
Disclaimer: Tara Gilesbie owns parts of the plot that I stole from her without permission, J.K. Rowling owns the parts of the plot that I stole from her, and Waterrain owns the name, Shinning Star Lily Dee Lemon.
Chapter 1: Two Years Later
When I woke up this morning, I was very happy, because today is my wedding day! It is also Christmas, because James and I wanted to get married on the same day that we got engaged! Isn't that just the sweetest?
I rolled over to look beside me in bed, and I was surprised to find… Nobody!
Hmmm. That's odd.
OMIGOD! Snape must've murdered James in ghost form!
I began to hyperventilate. I always knew that nothing would be able to stop Snape, not even death. He never really cared about James, though. Probably because he was too stupid. So this must just be another means by which he can torture me.
I let out a sob. Snape had just ruined my wedding day! I was no longer happy.
I continued crying loudly for several minutes, until someone entered my house!
I froze, terrified. Snape was back to finish me off! I grabbed my wand and murmured, "Turno Batto." The incantation worked as it was supposed to, and turned my wand into a baseball bat. I swung it over my shoulder and crept down the hall.
The second I saw something move, I swung with all of my might. Snape screeched and fell to the floor unconscious.
I turned on the lights, only to find that it wasn't Snape at all! It was…Mimi!
AN: Oh no, poor Mimi. It only gets worse... Also, I called my note an author's note! Progress!