Wing ZERO Ga Ga

by Rabidus Femina

Disclaimer: I don't own GW or the Queen song 'Radio Ga Ga'.



RF: Let the Heero-centric insanity begin… ^__^



Heero:

Wing Zero …Wing Zero

I'd sit alone and enhance your light

My only friend through teenage fights

And everything I had to know

I learned it in Wing Zero



You gave them wounds, scrapes, and scars

Through the wars of worlds - they retreated to Mars

You made me laugh - you made 'em cry

You helped me kill, helped me could fly

Wing Zero



So don't become some scrap-metal suit

A catalyst of peace and tranquillity to boot

Who just don't know or just don't care

And just feel fine when you're not there

You had your time, you had the power

I still remember your finest hour

Wing Zero…Wing Zero



Other g-boys: All we hear is Wing Zero ga ga

Duo: Wing Zero goo goo

Quatre: Wing Zero ga ga

All: All we hear is Wing Zero ga ga

Wufei: Wing Zero blah blah

Trowa: Wing Zero--what's new?

All: Wing Zero…Heeeerooo…still…loves…you



Heero: ::pulls out his gun:: Omae o korosu.

RF: Hey! Where'd you get that!?



Fans: ::sweatdrop:: We watch the shows - we watch the shooting stars

On videos for hours and hours

We hardly need to use our minds

How mechs have changed our lives…



Heero: Let's hope you never leave, old friend,

Like all good things on you we depend.

So stick around, 'coz we might miss you,

If we have to go on another mission.

You had your time - you had the power

I still remember your finest hour

Wing Zero…Wing Zero



Other g-boys: All we hear is Wing Zero ga ga

Wufei: Wing Zero goo goo

Quatre: Wing Zero ga ga

All: All we hear is Wing Zero ga ga

Trowa: Wing Zero goo goo

Duo: Wing Zero ga ga

All: All we hear is Wing Zero ga ga

Wufei: Wing Zero blah blah

Quatre: Wing Zero--what's new?

All: Heeeerooo…still…loves…you!



Heero: ::glaring:: I'm going to have to kill you… ::calmly loading gun::

[Tempo hastens]



Quatre: O.o Wing Zero ga ga (ga ga)

Duo: O.O Wing Zero ga ga (ga ga)

Wufei: Wing Zero ga ga (ga ga)

All: You had your time - you had the power

We still remember your finest hour

Wing Zero…Wing Zero

[Music ends]



Heero: That was an insult to Wing and to me. Omae o korosu. ::levels gun::

All: (including RF and Burgundy) ::put on Relena wigs::

Heero: O.o ::hand shakes, drops gun, storms off:: I hate you people….

All: ^____^

RF: Did you enjoy that, minna? Drop me a line, a criticism, a flame (Burgundy: MARSHMALLOWS!…die….), whatever.