Hello Sprx, hello Nova
I am back at Camp Grenada
And I'm writing you this letter
Just to say my compound fracture's getting better
No one here knows where my trunk is
And my bunk is where the skunk is
But the food here is improving
'Cause the little black things in it are not moving
Our camp nurse is quite a swimmer
She says swimming makes you slimmer
Her name's Mrs. Jin-May La Bigger
Have you ever seen a whale in a bikini?
All our bathrooms have extremely thin doors
Gee I'd wish they'd move them indoors so the mutant plant named Fred wont kill us
We're all tired of getting eaten
So next Friday night they're letting us sleep indoors
Let me stay, oh Sprx, Nova let me stay
I love Grenada every night the campfire's really keen
Oh Nov please send some Cookies so Fred the plant wont eat little Gibson
Let me stay, up here in muddah nature's land
And tiptoe through Alligators lair
To leave would be a shame
Besides, I'd miss the poker game
Please don't worry, Sprxs, Nova
I'll take care of little Gibson
He shoots lasers here and he rows here
And I hope they teach him how to keep his trap shut
He wakes up half past six hand
Goes directly to the science books
He was lonely, now that girl Jewel hangs out with him
He's like all of us except his mind is bigger