Yo!
Are you bored out of your mind?
….I am.
Anyway this fic is based on a couple of dreams I've had in, like, the past few weeks.
They are so random I decided to do something about it.
Or rather, write something about it.
Most of them are extremely short and I can't do anything about that.
Seeing as I don't remember some parts, I guess I'll just use my imagination and fill in the spaces myself.
Anyway, while you're reading, try to picture the situation in your head to help you along, if you have a good imagination and such.
I do not own Naruto, cause if I do,
…….THE SERIES WOULD BE RETARDED AND COMPLETELY STUFFED UP!
WARNING: Pure randomness ahead.
A certain DragonANBU woke up one sunny morning. She got up, yawned, rubbed her eyes etc.
Then there was a knock on the door.
So DA skipped happily to answer it.
((….I can't really imagine myself skipping……))
She opened the door
And stared.
Can you imagine what has got poor DA-chan so baffled early in the morning?
Um, don't even guess.
I'll tell you.
There stood a certain girly looking someone with long, black hair, dressed in a strange, white shirt with a high collar, black knee-length pants, bandages wrapped on the person's right arm and leg, and sporting a Konoha headband.
And after taking all that in, its no surprise little DA-chan knew what to expect from the last detail.
And when she finally looked into his eyes, her suspicions were confirmed.
Gazing back at her were white, pupil-less eyes with a hint of amusement.
Yep.
DA-chan is staring at Neji, the Hyuuga prodigy.
And he's not behind a screen.
And he was staring directly back at her.
…
And guess what?
That wasn't the end of it.
Neji suddenly produced, from behind his back, a box.
And on that box there was a logo.
…
It said "Pizza Hut Deliveries".
…
And then there was silence.
…
So Neji decided to break it.
He asked,
"Did you order a pizza?"
…….
DA screamed.