Warnings: Crack fic, OOCness, very light shonen ai...
It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, and cute birds were chirping. Everything could've been perfect. Too bad it was The Day. It's been two years since Deidara joined Akatsuki. Sasori sighed.
10... 9... 8...
"DEIDARA, you f*** b***! I'M GONNA f*** KILL YOU!" Naturally he chose Hidan...
7... 6... 5...
"MY MONEY!" ...And Kakuzu.
4... 3... 2...
"MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!" He dared to mess with Itachi...Again? He still has nightmares from last time...
1...Oh boy.
"DANNA!" Sasori cringed at the excited voice and glared at his partner. Deidara was out of breath but still laughing like a maniac. "Help! He...Itachi's gonna..."
Sasori walked over to the door and locked it, he didn't want Hidan to destroy too many of his puppets (that was what he told himself). It's not like he didn't want Deidara to get hurt...or something. Of course not. "What did you do this time, brat?"
"Well...I only used a modified version of the Body Replacement technique, yeah!" Deidara grinned. "Just when Hidan was about to sacrifice that poor guy...He realized that the body wasn't there anymore! Heh, he tried to sacrifice Kakuzu's money! Sooo funny! And-"
Sasori didn't catch the point of Deidara's babbling.
"And look at this!" Deidara took out something from a pocket and smirked. It was Itachi's precious Sasuke plushie.
"You stole it?"
"Yeah, you should've seen his face!"
Despite being a puppet, Sasori could swear that the air was growing colder. "You know that you've angered three dangerous S-rank criminals, right?"
Deidara's grin faltered.
"Run." Sasori advised him. And Deidara ran.
R&R!