DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN BLACK BUTLER BUT I OWN THIS COOKIE! *holds up a cookie* oops *drops cookie*Ciel: ? hmm... *eats and feels weird so he goes in and takes a nap* Me: THAT WAS MY ONLY COOKIE YOU BAST- Sebastian:GET TO THE STORY LUCIFER...SATAN! me: FINE! *Uses writers power* Ciel/Sebastian: oh sweet mother of Claude...

Ciel woke up from his cute wittle kitty nap time "ugh...why do i feel so different?" he scratched his head and he felt something there "?! what!?" he looked in the mirror and he ran back to his bed and covered himself in his blanket "oh no..." Sebastian walked in "Bocchan, why are you hiding in the blankets?" he took off the blanket "No Sebastian don-" "b-bocchan? y-you're so cute!" Sebastian hugged Ciel "S-Sebastian. a-ah" Sebby let go by a bit "sorry, but how did this even happen =^.^=?" "i don't know..." Ciel blushed, and Sebastian found this incredible adorable "oh my god..." "c-can you just change me now?"
Ciel became a tomato...figuratively! "why would you get dressed to undress?" "W-What?" Sebastian smirked "I love you, my lord." Ciel smiled slightly "i love you too." his smile got bigger when he realized he can take advantage of- Ciel was naked before he realized it. Sebby was kissing his neck.uyiyyi LEMON LEMON HAPPY SKIP TIME CUZ I'M LAZY! :DDDDD! just make up what you want to happen XD giggugu

"SEBASTIAN! GET BACK OVER HERE AND UNTIE ME!" "but you look so cute~" BLUUUSSSHHHH! "don't say those kind of things..." Sebastian licks Ciels neck "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Ciel and Sebastian looked at the door. "ELIZABETH? when did you get here? how did you get in?!" "THE OTHER SERVANTS LET ME IN!" the servants walked in "WTH?! SO CUTTTEEE!" all the servants were squeeing "ANSWER ME! SEBASTIAN STOP TOUCHING HIM :(" "XD why?" "g-guys don't fight?" "I WILL KILL YOU!" Grell came by and noticed that Sebastian was naked...with Ciel. "WTH?! OMFG SEBAS-CHAN!" "CAN WE NOT HAVE SEX IN PEACE?!"

end of crack chapter :333