Don't own Harry Potter. If I did I'd be a lot richer. This is just a silly teenage moment I had, that need to be shared with you. Especially you, Lily. Yes you I'm talking to you, Ms Potter. LOL. It's lame be I found it fun.
I, being Harry Potter, had an invisibility cloak. And I really misused it. Didn't once sneak out to look at girls. So I've created a list of all the things I should have been doing, rather than, you know, lamely saving the world and everything.
To sneak into the Gryffindor girls chambers. Duh.
To get answers to the tests, before they happen.
To hide food in so you can eat it later, and not look like a fatty. Ron, you already are a fatty, so buzz off.
To (combined with alohomora) steal some really cool stuff.
To get out of awkward situations.
To read in the library late at night.You do that anyway, Hermione.
To make-out under.
To hide you diary. Ginny, for the last time, it was not your diary!
To sneak into class and say you've been there the whole time.
To spy on girls getting changed. Again, duh.
To avoid people who piss you off.
To pretend you are a ghost a haunt the people who piss you off. Been there done that, Malfoy. Why are you even here? No one likes you.
To sneak out of school.
To freak out the teachers.
To not be seen. A little obvious, Neville.
To sneak into the ANY girls chamber. I like variety.
To, um, you know, secretly.
And know that youth has pasted me, to get the hell away from my wife and kids.
But I gave it to my son. And you know what? He left it inside out, so he can't find it. What a waste.
