Disclaimer: I am truly spoilt but not even I can own Gossip Girl.

"Everybody wants to live in a kingdom ruled by King C and Queen B." Chuck stated.

"No they don't. You only think that because you're self centred and rather arrogant."

"Oh, thanks B. I never knew you were so sweet."

"Oh, bite me Bass."

"Happily. But do you really think this is the time?"

Blair rolled her eyes at her boyfriend but still remained firmly attached to his arm. The couple were walking through their city on the way to Serena and Nate's engagement party. The entire event promised to be lavish and luxurious, partly because they had made the mistake of letting Serena pick a theme and partly because Nate had chosen the decorations; therefore Blair and Chuck were dressed as a King and Queen in the middle of the hottest summer on record strolling through NYC.

"I'm hot." Blair whinged.

"I can help with that." Chuck murmured in her ear suggestively.

"Later."

"Is that a promise?"

Blair laughed and turned the final corner.

"Seriously do you promise?" Chuck asked as they walked up the steps to the new apartment.

"Only if you promise to be my royal slave for an entire week." Blair teased.

"Done." Chuck said pounding on the door.

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"I even promised to be her royal slave for a week." Chuck boasted to his best friend hanging onto Blair's hand. The four best friends were standing on the Archibald's doorstep after the party as Blair and Chuck prepared for a long walk home.

"Wow man, you must really love her. That or you're stoned." Nate replied laughing at the expression on Serena's face as she remembered the last time Chuck had been stoned.

"She's going to break you Bass, and then grind you into the ground." Serena said grinning at B.

"Thanks for the vote of confidence there S." Chuck replied indignantly, "But nobody breaks a Bass."

"Right, well call me in a week if you're still alive." Nate joked kissing Blair on the cheek and closing the door on Chuck's astounded face.

"I am getting some tonight." Chuck whispered to Blair as he stood on the top step.

"Only if you carry me home." Blair said.



"What?" Chuck spluttered.

"You heard me Bass. Carry me."

"But there are stairs!"

"144. I counted on the way here." Blair reeled off the number ignoring Chuck's face. Then while he was still glaring at her, she leapt into his arms and kissed his cheek.

"Come on, the Queen needs a ride and she doesn't want to wait." Blair Waldorf laughed loudly as Chuck sighed and began to walk down the steps.

"1 down, 143 more to go." she said, ignoring how red his face was and enjoying the ride.

Spotted: N and S enjoying the equivalent of a party at the palace. Hope your wedding can top this; then again with S in the designer's seat we know it will definitely be an event to remember. C being the knight in shining armour, carrying his Queen all the way home. Somebody get that boy a drink because he's burning up and nothing is hotter than a Bass on fire. You know you love me. xoxo. Gossip Girl.

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Lou