DRABBLE!
(Hinata's opinion on the akatsuki..
First…DEIDARA!)
Remember the writing is in HINATA'S POV!
Dear Diary,
He's a woman.. I was sure of it. There was no possible way for a man to have such an adorable face! That blonde long hair that covered his eye! With a baby like face and that grin!
THAT IS NO MAN!!!!!!!!
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Okay it is a man.
But very beautiful man.
That was just the start of Deidara though, His hands had mouth of them! I discovered this when we were washing dishes together. THERE WERE TOUNGS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
And I thought that maybe Orochimaru was back in town but NO! It was Deidara's hands going nuts apparently they weren't getting fed properly. HOW DO YOU FEED HANDS?
I couldn't resist asking him a few questions about his hands.
"Can you do chores with those hands?" I asked.
He just simply nodded,
That was a stupid question; I mean he was doing the dishes with me…
"What about cooking though… Do they eat what your making?" I asked him
"Only if they are hungry." He stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Oh… Can you make out with them?" Okay that popped out of my mouth, whoops… Now I seem like a pervert.
"I don't know want to try?" He asked me. I fainted.
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I never asked that question again and I avoided him for a while, though when I woke up he wasn't there, missions and stuff. But those hands, I had a lot more to ask about them.
I did ask him a few times about his hair, and what shampoo he uses at the dinner table with the rest of the akatsuki, he didn't reply he walked out of the room looking like a cherry, and then the rest of the members, laughed. I didn't.
It must be tough being known as the feminine member of the group, though Itachi was pretty close to it. But, no one could out do Deidara, almost every enemy we encountered seem to mistake Deidara as a women. Well I did myself didn't I?
I still need to ask him was shampoo he uses.
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I did discover that Deidara makes one mean chicken noodle soup! He served it for the Akatsuki, and everyone enjoyed it, except Zetsu he was still pissed off at Kisame for trying to 'trim his leaves'.
When I told them that Deidara makes it with his hands help.. Every spat it out and left. Once again I embarrassed Deidara. Oops.
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Though Deidara and I are good friends and we have great teamwork when it comes to missions (That usually being cleaning dishes… Or giving the leader a make over.). Though he usually gets mad when I play with his hair, its not like me to touch someone's hair but I have never have felt such smooth hair.
I don't know much about him though
Haha..
But this is all I have found out so far…
Signed Hinata.