…i was bored. -- infected by sasaki, not my fault. ... what the hell... moving on.

Cupid Internet -- the title is weird i know... but like i said i was bored. Entertain me?

Summary: Tomoko-chan and Sakuno-kun always tried to impress their "prince", or in Tomo's case "princes" but to no avail. After what seems like a year, they decided to give up. They planned to go on the net and met someone who would give them the cherishment they ...yearned?..? However, they ended up uncovering a secret on Ryoma, their sempais and the other school's regulars. Who knew there were so many gays and perverts in the world?

Pairings: MizukixYuuta

A/N: Sorry other yaoi pairing fans, but they will come out later... there are just... a lot of love triangles. hope u enjoy... uh.. and nya... forgive me for any grammar/spelling mistakes, trying to type this without my parents noticing... they frown upon yaoi... (o.O HOW COULD THEY!)

Classes were over and everyone was heading where they belong; some to the tennis courts, others went home ( I have a whole list, but instead of boring you... MOVING ON! ). Ryuusaki Sakuno meandered around a classroom door, awaiting Tomo-chan to be released from class. After hours... actually minutes of waiting, she realized the reason that Tomo wasn't coming out is that Tomo already left for the tennis courts.

Realizing the fact, she headed towards the tennis courts, and found (surprise, surprise) Tomo. Tomo seemed out-of-character; she wasn't all jovially, the way Tomo always was, cheering all the oh-so-hot regulars on; instead, she stood there, solemnly.

" Tomo-chan. Hello, why didn't you wait for me?" asked Sakuno, attempting to ignore how lugubrious her friend looked.

"Neh, Sakuno. Do you think we are wasting our time lusting after Ryoma?" Sakuno's cheeks immediately blushed.

"What?" Sakuno asked, after recovering from blushing and sweating.

"There should be someone else out there right?"

"I... G-gguess" Sakuno stammered, kind-of, actually really freaked out by Tomo.

"Well then it's settled!" shouted Tomo, coming back to character, "we will go in chat-rooms and met the man in our dreams!" Sakuno died from embarrassment, mainly because Tomo screamed everything and everyone heard.

That night, Sakuno kept her promise with Tomo, went into the chat rooms and created a user.

Username: Shiro Tenshi
Password: ( -- well, i can't tell you... not that it would make a difference...)

After creating the user, she activated it and signed in. She then had to choose a chat room to go to... (surprise surprise…). Sakuno scanned the list of chat rooms and finally clicked on the one named "Tennis-KicksAss". Before she had time to read the different usernames, peopled started talking, nonstop.

XxSapPhi3rxX: Saa... care to venture your name?

Sakuno hesitated, should she give her real name?

Shiro Tenshi: Angel.

XxSapPhi3rxX: What an unusual, pretty name.

-:Nurturer:-: Fuji, Eiji. I appreciate you helping me to creating an account... but this name is just pushing it.

oneword-HOI: Nya, it's Oishi mama!

-:Nurturer:-: ...

Sakuno stared at the computer. Oishi? Eiji? Fuji? What are they doing here?

Shiro Tenshi: May I ask who else is here?

-:Nurturer:-: Too many to name. Why don't you read the sidebar that listed the users?

Ore-Sama: Be fascinated by Ore-Sama's marvelous username Shiro Tenshi.

Ba-ka: Go to hell monkey king.

Ore-Sama: If I'm going to hell, I'm taking you with me. Right Kabaji?

Kabaji: Usu.

oneword-HOI: Nya... you shouldn't listen to Kabaji, he's just a lackie.

XxSapPhi3rxX: Eiji, It's lackey.

Shiro Tenshi: What is a lackey?

XxSapPhi3rxX: Lackey is an obedient follower. Like my precious otuoto, Yuuta.

FujiYuuta: BAKA ANIKI! I'm not a lackey! I don't follow you around like a dog.

XxSapPhi3rxX: Who said anything about me? I meant you are that... what is his name's...lackey.

FujiYuuta: BAKA ANIKI! I'M NOT MIZUKI'S LACKEY!

XxSapPhi3rxX: Maybe not... but you are his lover.

Ore-Sama: It's funny that you are turned on by Mizuki, considering that he is not very sexy. Right Kabaji?

Kabaji: Usu.

:-M!zuK1-: I will have you know that I am in fact VERY sexy.

:-M!zuK1-: You know, Yuuta.

FujiYuuta: ...

XxSapPhi3rxX: Saa... my precious otuoto, who is Mizuki.

:-M!zuK1-: ME!

XxSapPhi3rxX: You are...

:-M!zuK1-: MIZUKI!

XxSapPhi3rxX: Who?

FujiYuuta: Aniki...

XxSapPhi3rxX:Yes Yuuta?

Ba-ka: Idiot.

oneword-HOI: Nya, why don't we leave these two love birds to get back down to business?

XxSapPhi3rxX: Eiji, you do realize that is my otuoto you are talking about...

oneword-HOI: Hoi... Sorry.

XxSapPhi3rxX: That being said let us leave them alone to screw.

oneword-HOI: HOI!

Shiro Tenshi: ...

That being said, Sakuno realized that everyone has signed off. As she stared blankly at the computer screen, she wondered how she never realized all the tennis clubs' regulars are gays.

Over at Mizuki's house... Mizuki was busy looking for a nice slutty dress for Yuuta to wear, while Yuuta stood twitching.

"I don't feel really comfortable wearing a dress..." Mizuki giggled.

"Don't worry Yuuta dear. You won't have to wear it for long." Yuuta twitched again.

"Why are you lighting candles?"

"Just trying to set the mood..."

So, while they are busy setting the mood, let's move Sakuno. Sakuno, stunned is still gawking at the computer screen. She's not that interesting... Let's go back to Mizuki and Yuuta.

Yuuta was pinned to the floor, with Mizuki on top of him. The dress was ripped, thrown to the corner of the room and laid forgotten. Lips locked together, and broke apart. Through all the panting, Yuuta protested, "Mizu- Mmph! Ngh.." but his protest was muffled by Mizuki's possessive lips. When Yuuta was finally able to break free...

"Mizuki please, I'm not in the mood for that now."

Mizuki smiled slyly, "Well then, learn to get in the mood."
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