Author's Note: It's Black Saturday. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Lavirarose and Sybrann, I BLAME YOU FOR THIS!
It was just a simple thing really. Nothing fancy. Just a nice, sweet gesture that had the whole Vincent family vying for a piece of Kevin for themselves.
This particular Saturday night, Kevin and Edd had decided to take a date night in. So Kevin brought over Chinese for dinner. But he also brought yellow tulips for Edd's mom and his copy of the first book of a new murder mystery series for Edd's dad to borrow.
Edd's dad was jealous that Kevin showed up with flowers for his wife of all people. Edd was steaming at the gesture. But Mrs Vincent was hoarding Kevin's new book for herself. As Kevin did his best to calm everyone down, it took everything in Edd not to just throw himself into the redhead's strong arms.
The whole thing was so sweet, which wasn't really like Kevin. He was big and brash, rowdy and loud. And his sweet spot was usually reserved for just Edd.Who very rarely got it himself (at least outside of the bedroom!) in the first place! Which is probably why all three Vincent's were going to milk the moment for all it was worth.
But then Edd's dad's phone chimed with a reminder that he had dinner reservations and tickets to Miss Saigon in the city to celebrate Mrs Vincent's latest promotion. And they had to leave now if they wanted to beat rush hour traffic. Plus, she wanted a mini spa weekend at her favorite spa in the city to boot. So off they went. But the book and one tulip came with them.
Kevin and Edd settled down for dinner and a few episodes of Daredevil on Netflix and Parks and Rec on Hulu. But Edd couldn't get what Kevin had done out of his head. And it turned him on. When Kevin suggested that they check out what the latest documentary from Independent Lens on PBS was about, Edd did throw himself into his boyfriend's arms.
"Whoa! Hey, thereoh, God. Edd."
He also immediately started an assault on Kevin's neck. Kevin's mostnatural reaction to this would be to return the favor, as his hands slid down Edd's pants. He wanted to resist. He really did. He was trying his damnedest to be a nice, sweet, accommodating boyfriend. He knew he never really showed Edd and his parents how much he really did love Edd outside of the bedroom and appreciate the elder Vincent's friendship, support and guidance, considering he and Edd's past and their now very unconventional relationship. He tried to do it as often as he could and every gift and gesture was readily accepted and well appreciated, but he figured he should step his game up. They all deserved that much.
But Nat and Nazz did try to warn him that if he did step his game up, the elder Vincent's may keep their responses the same as always as they were really just as quiet and reserved as Edd was. He gets it from his Momma….and Daddy. But he had better prepare for a very appreciative Edd. Kevin couldn't believe that Edd would respond in such a way. He was shy and conservative by nature. Nat never believed him, but what you saw with Edd was what you got.Always.
Well, color him surprised that straight laced, shy, quiet, conservative Edd was grinding his hips down in Kevin's lap, and whispering in his ear that he could have Edd in any way he wanted in every fucking room in the house. A wet dream from nearly a year ago flashed into the forefront of Kevin's mind of railing the genius up against his parents bathroom wall. But then something else in his head clicked. And he had to give it a shot.
Picking Edd up, he threw him on the couch and trapped his arms above his head.
"Who's your daddy?," he whispered, smirking as he purred into Edd's ear.
"You are Big Daddy."
Edd's voice came out in a breathless whisper. Soft, quiet, not unlike that of his mother. She called Mr Vincent that as they left, while he laid down instructions to keep the house standing while they were gone. He had blushed, Edd cringed, but he smirked as he told the boys Au Revoir, as who was he to deny his Lil Momma.
Well, Kevin could tell that Edd got it from his.
Fuck keeping the house standing. Kevin's got a bathroom wall to knock down tonight.
Making a mental note of asking when Edd's parents birthdays were, favorite restaurants, TV shows, movies, books, and anything else he knew would make him look like the best boyfriend in law EVAH, Kevin took Edd up on his offer. And the wall and the house are still standing, but not from lack of trying on both boys parts.
Kevin ended up owing Nazz dinner at her favorite tapas bistro and Nat a new video game. But his sweet side for Edd comes out just a little more often. Mrs Vincent has retiled the bathroom wall at least four times in the past year. And Edd helps her each time. As far as he is concerned, losing a Saturday afternoon to lay tile is worth Kevin being a little bit sweet on him outside of the bedroom.