Messed Up DBZ: The Z Zone
A/N: Hola! 'Sup? I'M SO HAPPY! SCHOOL'S OUT!!! Well, here's a lame attempt at a one-shot story. Let me warm ya'll that this is most likely not going to make any scene at first. I've learned one valuable lesson already during this summer vacation, never fall asleep when Dragonball Z is on. This story is a result of that. I hope you enjoy and understand Messed Up DBZ: The Z Zone!
~Narrator~
*Other actions not important to the story*
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Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or The Twilight Zone but Kawaii is mine.
~What you are about to see (A/C: read :]) was based on a dream. No person was hurt in the making of this dream (A/C2: only creeped out). Names have not been changed to protect the innocent. Now welcome to… The Z Zone.~
*Twilight Zone music plays*
~We meet Piccolo, Trunks, Goten, Chi Chi, Krillin, 18, Marron, Vegeta, Bulma, Ox King, you know the rest, in front of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, but something is amiss. Will someone please tell me why it's next to a bar in a restaurant because this is confusing me?~
"Goten, trunks, are you all ready?"
"Yes!!' Goten and Trunks answered as they powered up to Super Saiyan. "Trunks, should be go ahead and fuse?" asked Goten.
"Sure. Why no-"
"GUYS,' screamed Krillin, "He's HERE!!" Everyone turned to look and tensed up as they felt the power of the pink form that presently landed before them.
"I-I-It's Majin Buu!" everyone exclaimed.
"Where is the strong one?! Where is my fighter?!?" questioned Evil Buu.
"Right he-," the boys started to say, but a seething Chi Chi interrupted them.
"HOW DARE YOU! YOU took away MY OLDEST SON!!" wailed Chi Chi.
"Do you like eggs?" inquired Buu.
"Huh?" With that, Buu zapped the widowed mother with a bright pink beam from his singular antenna (A/C: Does anyone really know what that thing is?). "AHHHHH!!!"
"NO!! MOM!!" squealed Goten.
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"Wait a minute! Didn't Chi Chi already get changed into eggs?" I asked.
"That's what I thought," replied Kawaii.
"Oh well."
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"Hey, Goten, where did you mom go?" asked Trunks.
"I don't know," replied the saddened seven-year-old.
"AHHH! Get the onna off of me!" squealed Vegeta as if he was a little school girl (A?C: I had to poke fun of someone in here). The Z gang and enemy looked over to see what he was crying about and found a special surprise. Chi Chi was wrapped around Vegeta's neck like a feather boa. "Get her off of me, NOW!!"
"MOMMY," Goten yelled, "YOU'RE ALIVE!"
~So we leave you here today to ponder over this mystery of… The Z Zone~ *Twilight Zone music plays again*
A/N: So, how was it? Too confusing? Too stupid? Let me know! I don't mind a little constructive criticism. Let me say once again though, this was base off a dream I had so that's why it was confusing. I've got to go work on my other stories now.
THANKS FOR READING!!
~*~MiraiGurl~*~