Down by the river
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Dipper Pines groaned as he dragged himself out of bed to answer the knocking on the front door of the Shack. "Alright, alright I'm coming!" Barks an annoyed Dipper impatiently. He opens the door...just in time to see the aqua hand stop knocking, dissipate and be followed by a tsunami that sweeps him away!
I know a place
Where we can go
To lay the troubles down eating your soul
I know a place
Where mercy flows
Take the stains make you whiter than snow
"This is May-May and Ham-Bone in the house!" Shouts Mabel as she and Waddles make fart noises...right before they too are swept away by the water...
Like a tide it is rising up
Deep inside
A current that moves and makes you come alive
Living water
That brings the dead to life
"Everyman for himself!" Screams Stan as he pushes down a bunch of Nuns and orphans out of the way right before the wave sweeps him up as well...
We're goin down to the river
Down to the river
Down to the river to pray
Let's get washed by the water
Washed by the water
And rise up in amazing grace
Let's go down, down, down to the river
You. will. leave. changed.
Let's go down, down, down to the river
Never. The. Same.
"How did this happen!? I wasn't even at the Shack today!" Shouts Wendy as she struggles to keep herself from drowning in the raging monsoon that is tearing through Gravity Falls...
I've seen it move
In my own life
Took me from dusty roads into Paradise
All of my dirt
All of my shame
Drowned in the streams that have made me born again
"I was better off lost in the other dimension!" Shouts Ford as he kills as many water golems as he can...before he too is swept away...
Like a tide it is rising up
Deep inside
A current that moves and makes you come alive
Living water
That brings the dead to life
"I am so suing you, you stupid storm!" Shouts Pacifica on top of her water logged mansion...right before the the water serpents make it collapse completely...
We're goin down to the river
Down to the river
Down to the river to pray
Let's get washed by the water
Washed by the water
And rise up in amazing grace
Let's go down, down, down to the river
You. will. leave. changed.
Let's go down, down, down to the river
Never. The. Same.
"Drown Thompson! Drown!" Shouts the teens excitedly. "I'll do anything for your approval!" Shouts Thompson as he dives right into the whirlpool...
Let's go down
Let's go down
Let's go down
BE FREE RUBBER DUCK FLOATIES! Screams Soos as he frees them...only for them to turn on him and eat his flesh!
We're goin down to the river
Down to the river
Down to the river to pray
Let's get washed by the water
Washed by the water
And rise up in amazing grace
Let's go down, down, down to the river
You. will. leave. changed.
Let's go down, down, down to the river
Never. the. same.
Down
Let's go down, down, down to the river...
"Okay good news is: The storm is over and the world is saved." Said Ford to the survivors on the giant make-shift raft. "Bad news...fairly certain were the last humans on this now water-logged planet...So the question is: Who eating who? And who's mating with who?"
All the girls of Gravity Falls(including Wendy, Pacifica, and Tambry) and the nearby Tourist traps in the surrounding area(like Emma Sue) look around to see and realize only 5 guys-
SPLASH!
(Toby Determined is immediately thrown overboard by the girls) -Only 4 guys have survived...
Okay, this is either going to end very well or very badly for me... Thinks Dipper to himself...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
The song is based on Jordan Feliz's song
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Also; happy Easter!