KKid isn't the only one who can make a Pokemon Negima! crossover! I don't own anything, Peace!
Chapter 1: New students
Mahora Central was filled with students rushing to school, but three students, out of thousands, stood out the most. They were two boys and one girl, the girl had light blond hair, that went to her checks, wore a red blazer over a white shirt, a plead skirt and was flying down the road in her skates. The first boy had reddish-brown hair tied in a pony tail, he wore the same blazer and plead pants and he was riding down the street with his bike.
The second boy was wearing a baseball cap that covered his raven black hair, an earring on his right ear, z-shaped birthmarks under his eyes, black finger-less gloves, he also wore the same clothes as the first boy, but was doing some sweet tricks on his skateboard. Their destination, Mahora Jr. High School, but it's gates were closing quickly. The girl leaped through the gates, pulling her legs behind her. The brown-haired boy went through as well, spinning his bike.
The raven-haired teen was close to being locked out, but he flipped his board onto his back and leaped through the gates, sliding on the ground. "Nice landing, Ash." The girl said, rolling her eyes.
"Hey, your the one who said the gates were going to close at 9 o'clock!" Ash yelled, picking himself up and brushing the dirt of with his cap. "Let's go, uncle Taka is waiting for us." The three walked through the front doors, walked up the stairs and stopped in front of a door.
"Class 3-A, this is the place." The brown-haired teen said and opened the door to see a kid at the teachers desk, a man with brown hair and matching beard in a suit and a ton of girls sitting at their desks.
"Good timing, please stand in front of the class." The three agreed and saw the surprised looks on the students faces. "Everyone I have three things to say, first, Mahora is becoming co-ed." The man said, getting gasps from everyone, but he shrugged it off. "Second, the kid, here is going to be you're new English teacher and third, say hello to you're new classmates." The man gestured to the kid and then to the three.
"Hello, I'm Negi Springfield, it's good to meet you." Negi said, as the girls awed at him. Negi walked to Ash and friends. "Excuse me." He said "But could you three introduce yourselves?"
"Okay." Ash said, walking up. "Hello, everyone, my name's Ashton Satoshi Ketchum, but you can just call me Ash, alright?" Some of the girls seemed to be afraid of Ash, while others just looked at him like he was an animal. "What's with everyone?" Ash, muttered before walking back.
"Hello," The brown-haired boy said, walking up. "My name is Gary Oak, it's a pleasure to meet all of you." He said, bowing. The girls seemed to have relaxed a little after seeing Gary.
"All right, the name's Karin Kagome, great to meet you!" Karin yelled, surprising everyone except Ash, Gary and the man.
The blond man coughed, "I'll be leaving the class to Negi, good bye.
"Bye, Takamichi." Negi said, before returning to business "Okay, I'll be placing the new students, Karin, you'll be seating with Yukihiro Ayaka and Asuna Kagurazaka." Karin looked and saw, that here seat was between a girl with blond hair that went to her hips and a girl with orange hair tied in pig-tails. "Gary, you'll be sitting with Haruna Kiotome and Ash, you'll be with Zazie Rainyday."
"Okay!" Ash said, happily, before walking to his seat. The girl Negi said he was sitting next to, had silver hair, a blue tear drop mark under her left eye and a red line over her right. "Hi, your Zazie, right, well it's nice to meet you." He said, putting a hand out, but the girl kept quite. Ash shrugged and sat down.
"Okay, everyone turn to page 128 and... and.." Negi said trying to write on the board, but... "I can't reach." He said defeated, then Ash picked up Negi and put him on his shoulders.
"That better?" Ash asked.
"Thank you, Ketchum-san." Negi said and began writing.
'There's something wrong with that kid.' Asuna thought and ripped a piece of her eraser. 'Take this!' She fired the piece faster than the eye can see, but Ash turned forward and caught the piece, but no one saw it 'cause Ash turned while Negi was still writing, making a screeching noise.
'Aw, man, I nearly broke my promise to uncle Taka.' Ash thought, sweating bullets.
"Ash," Negi said, making Ash stiffen. "Are you sick?"
"Eh... Oh, no, it's just... you're heavier than you look." Ash chuckled, turn back to the board. The rest of the day was peaceful and it was time to leave.
"Hey." Takamichi said, walking to Ash, Negi, Gary and Karin. "How was class?" He asked, causing Ash to sweat.
"It was great." Negi said with a smile. "Ash helped me write on the board."
"That's great, oh and Ash I forgot to mention something."
"What did you forget?" Ash asked.
"I signed you up for a club."
"You did what?"
"I signed you up for a club."
"What club? Wait, let me guess the martial arts club?" Takamichi shook his head. "The sports club?" The same result. "The biathlon club?"
"You know what I'll just tell you I signed you up for the acrobatics club."
"... You did what!?" Ash yelled, gaining everyone's attention. "No, no, no no no, no! Cancel it there is no way, nothing, no body that can make me join the acrobatics club!" Takamichi leaned into Ash's ear and whispered something that made him stiffen and sweat. "... Fine... Where is it?" Ash asked, defeated.
"It's outside, come on, I'll show you." The two left leaving Negi, Gary and Karin, confused.
"Wanna go see?" Gary asked getting nods from the two.
The acrobatics club room was huge and filled with pummel horses, uneven bars, mats and... ribbons, huh? "I am going to kill you..." Ash said with hate in his voice.
"Here..." Takamichi said giving Ash and arm band. "Hope you have fun, good-bye." Then ran out as fast as possible, leaving Ash surprised.
"Excuse me." Ash snapped back to see the acrobatics club and Zazie. "What are you doing here?" She asked, getting a smile from Ash.
"So that's what you sound like." Ash chuckled, but remembered why he was here and groaned. "I'm here... to... join the acrobatics club." When Ash said that most of the girls collapsible to the ground, laughing, except for Zazie. "That's it I'm out." Ash started walking out, but felt a shock. "What the...!" Ash grabbed his arm and saw the band that Takamichi gave him.
'An electric shock collar, guess I don't have a choice.' Ash thought, walking to Zazie. "What am I supposed to do?" Ash sneered.
"Go suit up." Zazie said, pointing to a door marked 'Changing Room", that was when Ash started fuming.
'I am so going to kill uncle Taka!' Ash thought, but stood still. Zazie grabbed Ash's wrist and dragged him to the changing room, gave him a uniform and pushed him in. 'And beat that girl up.' Ash thought after nailing a bench.
Ash steeped out, wearing blue and white tights and got hit by laughing storm, he shrank back and started fidgeting. 'These tights are giving me a massive wedgie.' Ash thought when Zazie grabbed his shoulders.
"What are you afraid of?" She asked, getting a low growl from Ash.
"I'm not afraid of anything." Ash walked up to the group. "What now?"
"Go over the pummel horse."
Ash ran, circled around to the pummel horse, jumped on the spring board, hand sprang on the pummel horse, flew ten feet and landed, feet first. "Happy now?"
"Try the uneven bars."
Ash walked over to the the uneven bars and started. He grabbed the short bar and started swinging and when he was fast enough he let go, spun forward and grabbed the tall bar, turned around, spun to the short bar and leapt to the floor. Ash looked at the club members and smirked, but thought he saw Zazie hide the fainest of smiles. "Now, let's see you ribbon dance."
Ash flinched and looked to the ground. 'Come on, it's just ribbon dancing it's not like she asked you to fight a bear...' Ash thought, but something fought it. 'I would rather do that then ribbon dance!' Ash started stomping to the area Zazie pointed to and picked a ribbon. "Here's the routine, leap forward, leap forward, spin, spin, leg up, twirl, twirl, toss the ribbon into the air and catch it, and pose." Ash did the routine, but slipped up on a spin and almost face planted, when he landed on his free hand and started spinning on it, jumped up and continued the routine.
"Congratulations, you're part of the acrobatics club, we meet Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays " Zazie held out a hand for Ash to shake, which he did. Ash smiled a toothy grin when he heard chuckling, he walked to the door that lead outside and opened it to see, Negi, Gary and Karin on the ground laughing.
"'Sup, Ash, how's the tights treating you!" Gary laughed, clutching his gut.
"Someone get a camera!" Karin said, slapping the dirt, while Negi rolled on the ground.
Ash looked at the club and said, "Anyone here squeamish!" He asked and some girls raised their hands. "Then you might want to look away!" Ash yelled, before clobbering the jokers.
"Ash, Ash, stop, stoooppp!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!"
"AAAHHH!" Sorry, but I can't tell you what's happening it's just to... Disturbing. Anyway after that Ash, Gary and Negi went to their new room which was at the far end of the school. "Sorry, about, you know, laughing at you're tights." Gary said, limping behind Ash and Negi with a large bruises on his face.
"I'll think about forgiving you and I'm sorry for giving you a smack-down " Ash said, carrying a large box, one in each arm. "We're here." Ash put one box on the other and opened the door to a pigsty.
"Ew, this place is disgusting." Negi said, tip-toeing over, rotten food, clothes and... Is that a cockroach.
"This place need a major home impro-ohhhh, my frigging god!" Gary yelled, seeing a rat the size of a chihuahua. "Ash, what are you doing?"
"Calling an exterminator and does anybody else we should sleep outside?" Ash said, with holding his phone. Gary and Negi nodded and left with Ash, who locked the door behind them.
The three walked outside and relaxed on the grass, feeling the warm air. "Good night."
"Sleep tight."
"Don't let the mosquito bite." The three slept peacefully as day turned to night.
Everyone can thank KKid for giving me the inspiration to write this. Good night everybody!