The
Incredible Hunk
Disclaimer:
I don't own Edward, except in my dreams…
or
Bella, or any of the
other characters!
AN:
Random moments with friends spouted this.
SCENE: Bella walking down the street after getting fed up with Edward for being a little bit tipsy that day, for no reason at all.
Bella
was walking down the street, highly annoyed, giving the death glare
to anyone who dared stare at her. Edward was being a total idiot, and
Bella had had enough. She muttered incoherent curses under breath the
whole way down the street when suddenly Edward jumped out in front of
her. He had a pair of ripped purple shorts on, and nothing else.
"I
am the Incredible Hunk!" He announced proudly to chuckles from the
more good-tempered people walking down the street.
"Don't
look in his eyes, Tom, Harriett." A worried mother whispered. Bella
jumped in front of Edward going scarlet.
"I am so
sorry,
he's been doing this all day! Edward, go home!" Bella instructed,
mortified.
"It is not my
fault
I am so incredibly hunky." Edward pouted.
"The entire world
should know. No, the entire universe should know! You are one lucky
girl Isabella, such a hunk for a husband!"
"Edward put some
clothes on now."
"Or
what Mom?"
"I-I-I will I will, ugh!"
"That's what I thought!
Nothing can stop the incredible hunk!" Edward sauntered down the
street, asking random people if they would like an autograph. One
extremely nauseating woman even squeezed Edwards muscles a little,
whispering to her friend, and getting him to sign a picture he had
brought along with him for her with a flourish Edward signed it: The
Incredible Hunk. To Cassandra Love Hunky!
Bella
walked over to him giving a particularly nasty glare to 'Cassandra'
and ripping the picture up.
"I cannot believe I agreed to marry
such an idiot. Good day Cassandra." Her mouth twisted around the
name like poison.
"Aw, Bella, don't be like that, it's not
my fault people want to admire my awesome hunk power!"
"Humph"
Bella kept walking.
"Bella-Wella?" Bella smiled at the
nickname Edward had given her.
"Yes Eddie-Weddie?"
"You
know you're the one for me right?"
"Yeah. Put some clothes
on you look ridiculous."