AN: don't own the grinch or how to train your dragon. Enjoy!
"Here we are, Max," Grinch sighed, wiping sweet off his brow as he reached the top of the steep hill. "Berk: the place where we'll start our new lives."
Max barked before running in circles, chasing his tail. The grinch sighed, nostalgia gripping him. He remembered the shattering of his heart as his love - his one true love - Mayor had approached him, placing the golden ring into the palm of his hand. It was the very ring the grinch had given him on a starry December night, a night filled with such romance and wonder as they'd made love under the light of the full moon...
The grinch had stared at the ring in his hand in disbelief.
"I'm sorry, Grinch," Mayor had said stiffly, running a hand through his curled grey hair. "I can't do this anymore. This isn't right."
"What's not right?" The hinch felt his eyes well up with tears. He shouted in fury. "OUR LOVE USNT RIGHT?!"
Mayor glanced around nervously. "Shh. Shh, keep your voice down. We don't want anyone to hear us. I'm sorry Grinch? But I'm the mayor of Shoville. I have a reputation to maintain." He averted his organs of sight. "I must marry Martha May."
The grinch's eyes overflowed. Without saying another word he turned and ran. He pushed past the startled who's in the street before running barefoot through the snow, a cold despair gripping his heart...
As he stood up on the cliff side a butter sob left him. How he wanted to go back, hold Mayor in his atms one last time, but he knew he couldn't. Mayor didn't return his love. It was time to move on.
He'd already decided he wouldn't make the same mistake in Berk. Mingling with people never worked out for him and leaving that cave on the mountain was the worst mistake of his life. He'd find another cave here, one further away from the main village which he had no intentions of visiting.
The sight of something ahead caused him to stop in his tracks:
A single wooden house.
A devious smirk crept across his face. Perfect! Even better than a cave, in fact. Judging by the smoke in the chimney he could tell the house was inhabited, but that didn't matter. It wouldn't take much to scare the cowardly humans out.
Chuckling, he made his way to the front door, Max following at his heels. He didn't bother knocking. He kicked the door down, howling in triumph to announce his presence. Instead of cries of terror, however, a loud snore answered him. His gaze darted immediately down to the couch. That was when the breath caught in his throat.
The man that lay upon it was skinny, his limbs akin to twigs. A grey stubble sprouted on his chin along with thick sideburns and a long moustache. He snored loudly, revealing only a small number of remaining teeth and giving the grinch a whiff of his breath that carried a scent of whiskey.
It was intoxicating.
And the grinch swore this man was the sexiest he had ever seen in his life.
AN: snow sorry if it was rushed, but I'm a little hyper hehe and anxious to get to the hot action! I hope you liked plz R+R! I know this pairing is a ill different, but the two have a lot in common. Their both so misunderstood and not to mention sexy! *nosebleed* good reviews please and NO FLAMES! Flames are no excepted! If you don't like it, why did you read it?