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Bangs from a mallet sounded throughout the whole room. "Okay, order in the court!!! Man, I ALWAYS wanted to say that..hey speakin' of order I wanna order a nice double cheeseburger with EXTRA onions......hey I think I broke the mallet...where'd that top hitting part go?" Everyone in the room sweatdropped as the judge, His Honour, Duo Maxwell, sat down in his chair. "Hmm, and OH extra large fries, a few cans of pop, and a BIG chocolate milkshake to top it all off mmmmmmm...." Duo drooled as he thought of those heavenly foods, staring off into space. Then someone from the jury cleared their throat *REALLY* loudly. Duo was snapped out of his daydream. "Yo man, get yourself some throat lozenges, you're gonna kill yourself doing that. So...what this all about? YO WU-MAN!! WUZZUP MAN? Haven't seen you in a while!" Everyone turned and looked at Wufei, the Bringer of Justice, as he opened his briefcase and took out a few papers. "Well, Your..." then he paused. "Am I actually going to call this idiot YOUR HONOUR?? Now that would be just wrong...PURE INJUSTICE!! I CANNOT STAND FOR THIS!!! I'm not going to call this braided baka YOUR HONOUR! He does not have any honour! He does not deserve honour! Nataku will never approve of this!" Wufei thought to himself. Duo knew what was going thru Wufei's mind, he finally got himself a good job and now he's going to enjoy it. "Say it." "No, I will not..." "Say it!" "NO!!!" Wufei's blood was boiling by this time. (Uh oh....) "SAY IT WU-MAN! YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" And with that, the Chinese man flew from his spot jumped onto Duo's desk and started to strangle him. "NOW THIS..........IS.....HOW..........YOU......DELIVER.. .......JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!" A feminine voice was heard from somewhere in the room, chanting the words "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Meanwhile, our not-so-honorable judge was having some minor technical difficulties. "Heeeelll*gag*llllllll*gag*llllllp *gag* meeeeeee*gag*eeeee AAAAAA*gag*AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Duo screamed until the security guards rushed in to pull the enraged man off him and was dragged into his seat. "Well....THAT shall be dealt with LATER!" Duo scowled as he rubbed his neck then he beamed that smile that he was famous for. "ANYWAY! Mr. Chang......do state the case.....PROPERLY, with respect...poise...and....honour." he smirked. "Well.." Wufei started again, he gave Duo a Death Glare™ [It makes a very good gift these days. =)] Duo smirked. Wufei growled and looked around, the big security guards glared at him, warning him if he did anything, he'd get hurt.....REALLY hurt. Wufei glared at Duo again. He still had that smirk that said, "Give it up, I won." Wufei sighed. "He'll pay for this" he thought. "Y-y-you-your ho-hon-honour..." Wufei choked out the words, the hardest thing he ever had to do his whole life. He was defeated, defeated by Duo. Duo bursts out laughing, at first banging on his desk, holding his stomach. "Oh my...MUAHAHAHAHAA..oow my stomache..AHAHAHHAAA...oh my Shinigami....MUAHAHAHA" For some reason, Duo started to crawl up on his desk laughing. "AHAHAHAHA......OOF!!" Duo fell off the desk......a full 6'4 drop but then started rolling on the floor laughing his head off. "MUAHAHAHHAHAHHA....he said it! He said it!!!!!! AAHAHAHHAHAA!!!" Wufei tried to swallow his anger, but he couldn't, he just couldn't take it anymore! He needed to beat the crap out of Duo like how Ricky Martin needed dancing lessons. (Ricky fans, you can complain to me about this, I'll change it, I do enjoy his music though!) "THAT'S IT!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!" shouted Wufei as he jumped on Duo and both of them started wrestling on the floor. "FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!" Everyone sighed.......it was gonna be a LOOOOOOOOONG day. The security guards had to jump in to break up the fight once again. This time, they chained Wufei to the table so he couldn't get to Duo again. Duo was catching his breath while Wufei fought with the chains screaming "INJUSTICE!" at the top of his lungs. Then the opponent screamed, "COME ON! LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!!!!!!!!!" "BE QUIET YOU WEAKLING! THIS IS INJUSTICE!!! CHAINS!!! I'M BOUNDED BY CHAINS!!! YOU ALL HAVE NO INTEGRITY! FINE! I'LL GET THIS STUPID THING OVER WITH!!" Wufei shouted back with red eyes glaring at everyone who looked at him. He picked up his papers and started reading. A calm and collected look took over the enraged face. "My client.......Mr. Heero Yuy claims that a very valuable possession of his, was damaged and he is suing that weak onna over there--" "THAT IS ASSAULT!! That man is assaulting my client!!" Dorothy interrupted shrilly. Everybody ignored her. "...As I was saying," Wufei glared. "My client is suing that --woman over there, the Bringer of Injustice, Relena Peacecraft because he thinks that she is responsible." "And what is this VALUABLE possession that we are talking about here? Must be very important to make it a case..... hopefully I'm not here wasting my time...we judges can not waste our time, we have better things to do, y'know," Duo said. "Like what? See how much food you can cram into that black hole of yours, Maxwell?" Wufei muttered. "I beg your pardon?" Duo swore he heard Wufei say something to him but then he couldn't make it out. Something about whack olives....... "Oh you'll be begging alright.....you'll be begging for your life..." Wufei muttered again. "YO WU-MAN! HOW ABOUT SAYIN' IT TO US INSTEAD OF YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND THERE?!?!" Duo shouted. "NATAKU IS NOT IMAGINARY!!!!! NATAKU IS REAL AND HE WILL BRING JUSTICE TO THOSE SPANDEX SHORTS THAT THAT ONNA RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wufei screamed as he tried to break out of the chains again. "AND I'M GOING TO SUE THE PANTS OFF YOU, RELENA!!!" (Excuse the pun haha.) Heero added to Wufei's screaming fit. Heero, who had been sitting quietly in his chair up until now, jumped out and helped Wufei with the chains. Then Wufei leapt up to Duo and they started to wrestle again, while Heero pulled out a gun (He always seems to have one, doesn't he?) and shot Relena. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Uh oh! What's going to happen? What happened to Heero's beloved shorts? Will justice be delivered? Will Wufei stop attacking Duo? Were those olives REALLY whack? Part 2 will be coming up REAL soon! Thanx for reading! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Jeanette: You onna! I told you to use AMERICAN spelling! Lavender_mists: But...we're Canadian....from Canada..you WERE from USA but now you're in CANADA guess you'll have to live with it EH?? By the way, you're an onna too, hope ya know that. Jeanette: Hrmph. Duo: WAZZZUP?! *eyes table* OOH!! FATTENING PIZZA!! *starts shoving pizza into his mouth* *eveybody looks at Duo* Lavender_mists: I swear, you'll never see me doing that.. NOW REVIEW!! Part 2 is coming up soon!