EXO-FORCE DAILY SCHEDULE, subject to revision at any time due to any number of grievances, Robots not being the least of these…
(Complete with commentary by Takeshi )
0500 hrs: Get up. (Get up so I can smash Robots)
0530 hrs: Breakfast ( gulp down whatever's close and wait impatiently for Combat Practice so I can practice smashing Robots)
0600 hrs: Combat Practice (Smash targets and wish they're Robots)
0800 hrs: Combat Strategy Class (learn how to fool Robots and smash them)
0930 hrs: Quick-fix, In-the-Field Engineering Class (learn how to fix my battle machine so I can smash more Robots)
1100 hrs: Hand-to-Hand Combat Practice (Beat up Hitomi before Ha-Ya-To or Ryo ruins the fun)
1300 hrs: Lunch (gulp down whatever's closest so I can get to class and learn how to smash Robots better)
1330 hrs: Diversionary Tactics Class (learn how to lure Robots in to a good place to smash them)
1500 hrs: More Combat Practice (smash more targets and wish they were Robots)
1700 hrs: GPS, Map and Compass Training (Learn how to find my way around and get to Robots faster so I can smash them)
1830 hrs: Dinner ( gulp down food so I can go to the rec center and talk with somebody about how I want to smash Robots)
1900 hrs: free time (talk with someone about how I'm going to smash them at chess like I smash Robots)
2200 hrs: Lights-out (drop into bed wishing I could smash Robots tomorrow)
01/4/08
0815 hrs
Combat Strategy Class
Sometimes this class makes no sense. I'm supposed to take notes though, so here goes.
When you do something your enemy expects, they'll not expect you to do it, because they know you know they expect it, but because they know you know you expect it, don't do it because they'll be expecting you to expect what they expected and not act upon it.
And then, because they expect what you expected them to expect when you expected their actions… um, I'm totally lost. Where was I? Never mind.
Wait, I got it! Just tell your enemies you're expecting them to expect the expecting that you expect when they expected what you were going to expect, and while their gears are still cranking, trying to figure that one out, BLAST THEIR RUSTY BUCKETS OUT OF THE SKY!!
There. That makes much more sense.
There's something to be said for circular logic, mostly that it leads you in circles and then off on a wild goose chase. I don't know how anyone can understand it, much less teach it. This class is awful. I think if we use these tactics, the robots really will beat us, because we won't remember which comes next, us expecting or them.
WHAT THE HECK HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!
Oh yeah, now we're on to this next one. If you lead them away from the battle, they'll become suspicious, unless they're chasing you away from the battle, not suspecting that you're actually the one leading them, even though they're the ones chasing you.
AM I THE ONLY ONE CONFUSED?! WHOEVER MADE THIS STUFF UP NEEDS A LIFE! SERIOUSLY!!
And now we're on to the next point. On with the mind-numbing freak show of evil circular logic…