Nandai yo?
Kid Blink had been acting odd all week, and it was driving David nuts. He'd seen the one-eyed Newsie around town often, but lately they'd met near the Jacobs' apartment. Finally, driven to almost insanity by his friend's odd behavior, David felt the need to ask Blink what was going on.
"So, Blink, what've you been doing lately?" Davey asked as they got their papers that morning.
Blink didn't even turn around when he answered, "Yoah mom."
Dave's eyes bulged and he felt himself start to choke on air. "You're kidding, right?" he managed to gasp out.
"Nah, I'se serious." Blink turned to look at the gasping David. "I'se bangin' yoah muddah." Blink left David leaning against the wall for support in order to sell his papers and maybe make his way over to see Esther sometime later.
Dave's mind refused to process this information as he lost his footing and slid down the wall. He slipped into a state of catatonic shock and was eventually found by Itey, who had just come back from shagging Medda. The other newsboy picked Dave's pockets and left him to be picked up by the traveling circus (they figured they could always use him as a door prop).
A/N: I apologize profusely to anyone who read this. I was looking at Lute's Strange Pairing Generator, and this is what popped into my head. ^_^ Title means something like "What is it?" in Japanese.
Disclaimer: I own nothing here, 'cept maybe the circus. ^_^;;