A bear ate my disclaimer telling you that I don't own any X-Men Evolution characters or GI Joe characters. Well here's the other story that goes parallel to my fic 'Adventures in Babysitting'. What fun will I have with the X-Men in the woods along with my merry band of Misfits? Wait and see!
Adventures in Camping
Chapter 1: Getting Away From Nothing
"I hate camping," Rogue muttered.
"So do I," Tabitha told her as they rode in the X-Van. "But I hate hanging around all weekend with those insane triplets even more."
"Not to mention those screaming babies," Bobby told her. "And that insane parrot."
"You have a point," Rogue sighed. "And maybe with Scott and Jean not hanging around being uptight about every little thing this trip won't be so bad."
"Yeah right," Logan grunted as he drove.
They finally made their way to the state park and found their way to the campsite area. It was off-season so there was only one other group of campers in the designated camping section of the woods. Unfortunately they were some very familiar faces.
"Well lookie who finally showed up," Todd snickered as the lay back on a log.
"Hi Kitty!" Lance waved.
"Oh no…" Peter groaned.
"I don't believe this…" Kurt moaned.
"Hidey-Ho Neighbor!" Pietro waved.
"And let the festivities begin," Althea snickered to Wanda and Xi.
"What are you doing here?" Rogue asked.
"We're camping!" Fred waved. "Hi!"
"Well it looks like the gang's all here," Roadblock waved. With him were some of the Misfit adult handlers, Low Light and Cover Girl. Also with them were some other Joes: Jinx, Alpine, Bazooka and Footloose.
"Okay who told them we were gonna be camping here?" Kurt asked.
Everyone glared at Kitty. "Don't look at me!" She defended. "I didn't say anything! Besides, how could the Misfits possibly find out where we were going when we didn't even know?"
"Uh…actually Half-Pint I'm afraid I may have to take the blame on this one," Logan gulped, scratching the back of his head.
"Why would you of all people…?" Bobby began. Then he saw Jinx. "Oh I get it!"
"Ha, ha Icicle. Very funny. Where's Spirit and the Blind Master?" Logan looked around.
"Oh they said they had some kind of ninja stuff to do," Footloose told him. "So we thought that we'd tag along and you know, like get back to nature and all that cool stuff!"
"It was either this or a two months worth of KP duty," Alpine said. "Don't ask!"
"So now we're camping with the Misfits," Kurt muttered. "Why did you guys show up?"
"It's their mission in life to drive the X-Men insane," Remy grumbled. "Of course they'd show up."
"Speaking of insane," Ororo sighed as Shipwreck bounded up to her "I see you also didn't pass up this opportunity to annoy me."
"Yeah thanks to Scott and Jean I was able to come along!" Shipwreck grinned. "Isn't that great?"
"I'm jumping with joy," Ororo groaned.
"Look at the bright side," Alpine told her. "At least now you have a few more adults to help you with the kids." Then he looked over. "Bazooka! Stop eating the marshmallows!"
"But I'm hungry," Bazooka said with his mouth full.
"If you're so hungry why don't you eat a knuckle sandwich!" Alpine made a fist. "Now spit that out!"
"No! You can't make me!" Bazooka grabbed the marshmallows and ran off with them.
"COME BACK HERE BUBBLE BRAIN!" Alpine shouted as he ran after him.
"Yeah like how are we gonna make smores if you eat all the marshmallows dude!" Footloose shouted as he ran after them.
"Well if he's eating the marshmallows I've got dibs on the chocolate," Shipwreck started to munch on them.
"Shipwreck!" Low Light growled.
"What?" Shipwreck put on an innocent face. "I'm hungry too!"
"You are insane in the membrane!" Roadblock shouted. "And now you are going to feel pain!" Both Roadblock and Low Light started to chase after Shipwreck.
Meanwhile the other guys ran through one of the tents. "Hey they're wrecking our tent!" Jinx shouted.
"Get 'em!" Cover Girl shouted as they ran after the guys.
"I love GI Joe, don't you?" Pietro cackled as the kids watched the Joes go at it.
"Let me put it to you this way," Kurt sighed. "They make me feel normal!"
"So the Joe adults are here as well huh?" Logan sighed.
"For some reason that doesn't exactly comfort me," Ororo muttered.
So what will happen next? I don't have a clue! So send in your suggestions and wait and see!
