BoBoBo Fan Fiction
By burntbacon
Note from the author: This is my first fan fiction so don't be surprised if it's not that good. Also, because the BoBoBo T.V. show was cancelled (crying) I haven't seen it in awhile so I'm going to use the characters I remember. Also, I will be adding my own characters. Hope you enjoy.
More notes: when the narrator is talking, I will make it italic.
Chapter 77All right everyone; it's time for our recap. In the last episode, Denbo returned and sang their way to victory. The triple bags had to go through a rigorous colouring book challenge (which I had to face as well later when the boss caught me stealing from his coffee machine). Afterwards everyone continued to the top of the floating castle. That was when the series ended. I was out of a job, so I applied for a job on the written continuation. You may be wondering why we are already at chapter 77. Well that's because the T.V. series ended at 76, so I came up with the brilliant idea of starting from 77.
"HEY!!" shouted Beauty, "THAT WAS MY IDEA!!"
Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you…"What did you say!" replied Beauty.
Oh, nothing. Anyway, lets get to the story.
"Our crazy story…" murmured Beauty.
The Real Story"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" screamed Don Patch, "I CAN'T RUN UP ANY MORE STEPS."
"Don't worry my love," said Jelly Jiggler, "I will comfort you."
"Oh, yes Boris," responded Don Patch, "Please hold me."
"My name isn't Boris!" shouted Jelly, "YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!!"
"AHHHHH!!" screamed Don Patch as Jelly pushed him the 12,000 steps to the bottom of the stairs.
"Come on Jelly," said Beauty, "He'll catch up."
"KETCHUP! KETCHUP! I'D 'A' LIKE SOME KETCHUP!" sang BoBoBo, Jelly, and Dengakuman, "WE'LL DRINK IT THROUGH A STRAW!! WE ALL LOVE IT MORE WHEN IT'S RAW!!"
"Eww," said Beauty, "Lets just get to the top so we can beat the last boss."
"Does anyone remember his name?" asked BoBoBo.
"Nope," replied Gasser.
"No," replied Soften.
"Nope," replied Torpedo Girl, "Because… I'm a Torpedo!"
"Sorry," answered Jelly.
"Uh… no, " said Dengakuman.
"Well then, now that that's figured out, let's keep going," said BoBoBo, "All the way to the top."
So BoBoBo and the gang (except for Don Patch who is at the bottom dealing with all of the other enemies at the bottom of the castle) went all the way up the to the top of the castle, I think it was one more step. Anyway, the guys got to the top and saw the giant ominous door leading to the final battle.
"That's one big door," marveled Beauty.
"Yeah," agreed Gasser.
"That's so big, I'm going to add it to my photo album of really big ominous door that lead to bosses," said BoBoBo. The door was the biggest door any of them had ever seen. It was at least 500 yards high.
"That must be at least 500 yards high," said Jelly. The door had giant handles as big as BoBoBo, Gasser, Soften, and Jelly stacked on top of each other.
"I wonder how we're going to open that asked Gasser.
"Over here guys,' said Beauty. Everyone turned to look at her. She was standing next to a smaller door inside the big door.
"TOO SMALL!!" shouted the singing sumo wrestler from the episode on Captain Battleship's ship.
'He's right," said BoBoBo, "We need to open the whole thing."
BoBoBo stood back and shouted, "SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR!! DOOR OPENING HAIR!!"
"Is that real?" asked Beauty. Apparently it was because the nose hairs reached all the way up to the handles and pulled on them. The door opened towards them. Everyone moved out of the way, except for Don Patch who at that moment stepped to the top of the stairs. "Hey everyone, guess what!!" And then the doors hit him and he fell back to the bottom. Everyone ignored him and walked inside.
The inside of my room looks like this. Flowers, stuffed animals, Easy-Bake-Ovens, I even have that same painting of flowers, stuffed animals, and Easy-Bake-Ovens.
"So this is where the final boss lives?" asked Beauty.
"Yes it is," said BoBoBo, "But he's not here."
"How do you know that?" asked Gasser.
"This note I found on that bed," replied BoBoBo.
"I knew you would make it here BoBoBo. So I did the ultimate thing to bug you. I hid out of fear to challenge your abilities. You must find me if you want to save all of the hair in the world.
Anonymous"
"I think that this was written by the final boss," said Soften.
"Yeah, he wants challenge us," replied Dengakuman.
"Right," said Beauty sarcastically, "You guys go do whatever you need to do."
"Alright then," said BoBoBo as his hair opened up, "Hop in."
Everyone climbed in except for Beauty.
"I am not going in there," said Beauty.
"Yes you are," said BoBoBo. At that moment all of the little men inside BoBoBo climbed out and surrounded Beauty in the thousands. They all pushed her over and carried her into the wig screaming.
"Now lets go!" shouted BoBoBo as he transformed into a flying robot. He shot out of the door and plowed right through Don Patch right as he reached the top again. He fell back down to the bottom of the stairs.
BoBoBo flew off into the sunset towards a random place where he will look for the final boss whose name no one can seem to remember in this episode.
"Wow," said Beauty from inside of BoBoBo's wig, "Its like the Taj Mahal in here."
And it was. The inside of BoBoBo's hair was as large as the Taj Mahal. Beauty looked around and saw everyone relaxing in fancy chairs.
"Come on Beauty," said Jelly, "Relax."
"Ok, why not," replied Beauty as she sat down. Suddenly BoBoBo stopped flying and shouted, "Alright everyone, we're here."
"Awwww, we just sat down," said Soften. Everyone stood up and walked to the door.
When everyone stepped outside they found themselves… In a Laundromat.
"Why are we here?" asked Jelly.
"I've got to meet up with an old rival," said BoBoBo, "As kids we were rivals, but I haven't seen him in many years. I wanted to see how he ended up before the final boss kills me."
"What do you mean kill-" began Beauty.
"Lets go see him!" interrupted BoBoBo.
The group walked over to one of the washing machines. This was the largest machine in the Laundromat. It was huge and black and ominous.
"AHHH!" screamed Beauty, "Someone's inside there!"
"That's my old rival," said BoBoBo, "Shirley Copperman!"
The man inside was fairly hard to make out considering the fact that he was spinning at 800 RPMs. But everyone could tell that he was very wet inside of that washing machine. He was wearing a scuba diving outfit and bricks on his feet rather than flippers. He had a considerably large pair of eyes and was wearing a bathrobe.
"Ah, BoBoBo," he said maniacally, "It seems we meet again, well, I would like to see how you've grown."
As soon as Shirley Copperman finished his sentence he raised his arms revealing a large impressive looking sword. It was made of silver… duct tape. It was handsomely decorated with magical looking jewels… made of plastic. The blade looked to be several pocketknives taped on top of each other. Shirley's sword began to glow and a magical light shone from one of the jewels. He had a hard time hitting anyone with the light but eventually he did.
"AHHHHH!" screamed Jelly Jiggler as the light sucked him into the washer, "I'm not supposed to come in contact with water!"
"NOOOO!" shouted Soften as he was hit by the light and was sucked in, "Ice cream does not keep well in water!"
"WHEEEE!" screamed Dengakuman as he was sucked in as well.
"How can he enjoy that?" murmured Beauty.
"I know you will!" shouted BoBoBo as he pushed her into the light.
"BOBOBO!" screamed Beauty as she too entered the washing machine.
"My turn!" said BoBoBo enthusiastically while he walked into the light.
The inside of the washing machine was just like the bottom of the ocean. There were fish swimming, coral growing, clothes cleaning. As soon as everyone entered the washing machine they were magically equipped with scuba diving gear.
"Wow, this is weird," said Beauty as she looked around. She saw Jelly floating around in little pieces due to the fact that jelly falls apart in water. Beauty was also the first to notice another person sitting in the back of the machine. "Who's that?"
The dark figure stood up into the light, causing Beauty to nearly go into cardiac arrest. The person who had now revealed herself was an extremely pretty girl with long purple hair that floated in the water.
"Ah, Beauty," said the girl, "Long time, no see."
Well that's all for this Chaptersode. That my little name for this series. Anyway, who is this mystery girl, and how does she know Beauty? Does she really know Beauty at all? Who knows!?
"I do," said Beauty, "But I can't tell you until the author gets around to writing the next issue."
That's right Beauty, so if you want the author to continue soon send him lots of good reviews. But don't worry he'll continue it anyway. Moving on: will BoBoBo tell us another story about another one of his old enemies? Will Jelly ever get it together? What happened to Soften when he got in the water? And when will Don Patch ever catch up? Find out next time the author gets around to writing.
Note from the author: Hey, I hope you all liked my first fanfiction. BoBoBo is among my favourite shows so I decided to finish the series. I would love to get some feedback on my first fanfiction so just go to my user page and send me an email. I am completely open to suggestions so feel free to send me some. And I most certainly will continue.