Kog'Maw was enjoying himself. He did the same thing he did every day, which was eat everything in sight. But he noticed something weird in his stomach.
Kog'Maw made a gurgling noise. "I shouldn't have eaten those butterflies. I can't eat any more…" Ironically, he did not eat any butterflies, for it was in fact the girl standing in the empty plain, punching away.
"It's always feeding time, but why can't I eat?" Kog'Maw said out loud. "It's probably because of this girl. Maybe I want to eat her?"
The girl stopped. She turned around, and Kog'Maw hid. "Where the hell is that awful voice coming from? It sounds terrifying. I can't even focus." Kog'Maw admired her beauty. He looked at her face, where he noticed two letters "Vi". He started scanning her body, and admired her powerful stance. Kog'Maw was intimidated, but that's what attracted him. He started drooling ooze, and started craving for meat. He stopped his urge, and said out loud "She is the one I'm looking for".
Kog'Maw waddled out of the bush to greet Vi. "How should I greet her? Should I have flowers? Tea? Butterfly Wings?", Kog'Maw thought to himself. But it was too late, for Vi already noticed him.
"Are you that god-awful voice I've been hearing?", Vi asked
"Is this beauty real, or am I dreaming", answered Kog'Maw. He started drooling again.
Vi laughed. "Are you for real? A little void creature trying to hit on me? Caitlyn has a better shot at this than you, you know."
"I'm not hitting on you," Kog'Maw said. "Destiny told me that you're the one, and I will not give up until I die."
"You're a little creep, you know that?" Vi said. Vi was confused. "What do you find so interesting in me?"
"If I were to tell you, I would be here forever. You are so strong, and I really admire that. I mean, if you wanted, you could have beaten me up with no problem. You're just so beautiful. That pink hair and that armor really supports your character. You won't let anyone get in your way, because you punch your way to victory. I really admire that about you.", Kog'Maw said
"You know, I'm surprised. I'm surprised a demonic creature like you could speak full sentences. I'm also surprised that a demonic creature like you could have feelings for someone like me." Vi said. "I like that. You even noticed how strong I am, and how I could rip out your tongue from the inside, but you don't even run away from me."
"I aim to please, Vi." Kog'Maw said elegantly with a gag. "Maybe, one day, when we're not out in the fields of justice, maybe we can go on a date and…eat. I would really enjoy that, and I know you would too."
"I guess I would enjoy that. Honestly, I'm a little freaked out about this still.", Vi said. "I mean, you're a…creature from the void and I'm a human being. Isn't this a little weird for you?"
"Love has no boundaries. I will love you, even if you're a dog, or some sort of rock. I want to be with you, Vi." Kog'Maw said
Vi looked down at her feet. She was confused. Is she really starting to fall for something as hideous as Kog'Maw? She also had feelings for Jayce, but she was too nervous to approach him.
"What the hell," Vi said. "Why not?"
Kog'Maw happily leaped into the air. His tongue stuck out of his mouth as he started spitting from excitement. He even coughed a ball out from the abyss.
Vi sighed. "I'm glad that little thing is happy, but this is a tad creepy."
-To be Continued-
