Wake up Heero!

Ways to wake Heero up- As told by Duo.

By

Kuroi·kasai-chan

A/N: Supposed comedy.. I've never been the one to express my dry humour. Oh yeah, and r/r.

Duo walks into the living room, toting a life-size Heero Yuy plushie-doll. Quatre is seated at the far left of the room, Wufei in the middle, Trowa on the right side. Why this type arrangement? I dunno.

"Okay, kids, here's the deal," Duo said. "Heero isn't a heavy sleeper, but a hard person to get out of bed.", "And this is my list of ways!". Duo said, motioning to the life-size Heero Yuy plushie-doll.

Duo then handed Quatre, Trowa and Wufei a piece of paper and a erasable pen.

"What is this for, Maxwell?" Wufei inquired. "Duh, Wu-man! Take notes!". "Fine. And DON'T call me Wu-man." said our lovable chinese boy. "Whatever you say, Wu-man!" Duo said, satisfied that this early in the day, 12:31 P.M to be exact, he managed to piss Wufei off.

"Anyway, #1 is if he's sleeping on his stomache.", "What you do is, sit on his butt and rock. He'll probably be tempted to jump you afterwards, but all of you can run.. so.. do that!" Duo finished, smirking at the blushes creeping up on everyone's faces.

"I'll pass on that method of awakening Heero, Duo." Quatre said, blushing a FURIOUS red. [A/N: MWAHA]. Trowa stayed silent but was writing like there was no time left. And poor Wufei was already nearing a nosebleed.

After Duo finished demonstarting on the life-size Heero Yuy plushie-doll, he went on to the next form of waking up Heero.

"The second way to wake up our perfect friend, Heero, is to sit on his stomache and cut off his breathing! It's a hella funny sight to see!" said the braided baka.

Trowa, Wufei and Quatre imagined what Heero would look like sputtering and gasping for breath, something that is rare, no wait, untouchably rare. After about a minute of thinking, all 4 boys broke out in uncontrollable laughter.

And all the while, Heero was standing right outside the door. He heard what Duo said, and their laughter, so he calmly walked in and said..

"Omae o korosu, minna!"

"KYAA!!" Duo jumped 3 feet out of his skin, then tried to hide the Heero Yuy plushie-doll.

"You know, if I'm correct in Japanese, "minna" means everyone.." Wufei said, uncertainly.

"So pretty much.. that means.. RUN DAMNIT!!!" Duo said, already half out the door. Everyone took off, except for Heero.

"Case in point: The moral of this story is, never try to wake me up." Heero said, a manaical grin on his features.

THE END! HOORAY! R/R!