Yang walked in. "Guess who's baaaaack?"

Junior gulped.

Yang smiled at him. "Junior, this is Blake."

Blake shifted uncomfortably.

Junior nodded, then a flash of recognition lit his face. "Hey! Aren't you the girl she was looki-"

Yang had her hand over his mouth. "What are you talking about, Junior? That's way back. Just let it rest."

"Of course, Miss Xiao Long. Of course. No problem. No problemo whatsoever and hehe and-"

Junior passed out.

Yang regarded Blake with a smile. "Eh, he gets like that sometimes. He really needed an update to the club and I had some time to kill. Not really, but I needed some fun and info. Two birds one brick, right?"

The raven-haired girl cleared her throat. "Well, um, you see, it's two birds with one stone, Yang."

Yang shook her head, tossing her hair over her shoulder. "Who cares? Bird, brick, stone, it's all the same."

With that she promptly passed out on the floor next to Junior.

Blake checked her minutes, a new record. She motioned to the bartender. "One nightshade extra, please. On Miss Xiao Long's tab, please."

With her glass in hand, Blake sighed and hoisted Yang onto the motorcycle. The police later got reports of a blonde crazy woman screaming at the top of her lungs while being abducted on a motorcycle by a woman with a wineglass in her hand.

oOo

"See? Hand the Lien over, Weiss. Now. I want cookies!"

Weiss sighed and handed a bundle over to Ruby, who was grinning with the widest grin that meant "stay away."

"See? Blake, you've got to help me more on this," Sighed Weiss distractedly.

"I bet Ruby that Yang would last more than 4:30, and you know I hate losing." Weiss flopped her hand lazily in the air, motioning to the room in general.

"Yang! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaang! Wake up!" cried Ruby in her high-pitched, adorable voice.

Weiss put her hand on her hip. "Blake. Belladonna. Do NOT tell me we are going to do that again."

Blake shot back, "Well, at least it worked, right?"

"Fine. We need to get her up so that she can drink water, drink coffee, and actually just in general not be passed out on the floor. Blake stared at Yang. "I'm sure as hell not moving her. I got her on Bumblebee with the men's help. Well, they started taking pictures of Yang and a few scrolls got..."Blake pinched her fingers together "crushed. So they were happy to help. Such good service."

"I already said fine."

"Well do it then."

"WAIT A SECOND!"

Slowly, Weiss created a white glyph and slowly dragged Yang to the window. "Ruby, open the window. Now."

And then the white glyph got turned black, and Yang plummeted to the the black glyph at the bottom. She got returned, like a trampoline. "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" cried Yang as Professor Ozpin watched with great amusement from his office, with Glynda being ready to intervene if Weiss did something wrong or dropped a glyph. Then a white glyph carried Yang inside, with Yang squeezing tight to hold on. Weiss held up a hand.

"No need to thank me. Also, please let go of the glyph. It gives me a headache."

Then she dumped Yang on the floor.

Blake gave Yang a peck on the cheek. "Go get dressed for bed, brush your teeth, and drink this first," she said, handing a bottle of what appeared to be a light blue fluid.

Yang shook her head. "I'm not drinking anything, Blake, the other one made me dizzy for a day!"

Blake crossed her arms. "This one's safe. I promise."

Yang crossed her arms back. "Nope. Gotta love me, right?"

Blake's next words froze her in her tracks. "Yang. You will either drink this"-she held up the bottle-"or you will drink one of Ren's smoothies. Your choice.

Yang hastily drank the blue liquid.

"Phuaagh! That tastes like tomatoes and blueberries at the same time! HELP, WEISS, I'm drinking a horrible concoction!"

Weiss looked over at her with no concern apparent in her face.

"Well, I helped make that, so it should be safe" and went back to studying.

The next moment was spent in silence as Blake tried to digest how Yang had spit all of one bottle in surprise and horror across the room, all over Weiss.

Weiss dusted herself off, at least the dry parts. Then a black glyph rippled against her body, repelling all the fluid into a ball that was coming for Yang.

The second before it hit Yang in the face, Weiss waved her hand and it turned into ice, but not before flaring bright blue.

"Great, now she's knocked out again and won't bother us. Plus, she wasted some perfectly good dust that was in there."

Blake stared at Weiss in disbelief. Her eyes narrowed, and her bow twitched. "Weiss. Schnee. Did you just use your aura to knock Yang out? That's both a waste of aura, and then let's mention the fact that you hit both your teammate and my girlfriend with a huge chunk of ice in the face."

Weiss shrugged. "What aura? I swear it was an accident."

Blake burst out laughing. And then an ice copy of Blake fell on Weiss from above, and Weiss moaned and rubbed her head.

When Ruby came back, Weiss was in bed and so was Yang, and Blake was quietly studying.

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Weiss looked up at the grinning face of Blake. "THAT'S IT!" cried Yang, and threw on her clothes hurriedly. "Sparring match in the sparring arena, Weiss and Ruby against Bumblebee. Now."

Yang pointed towards the door, and all three remaining teammates headed to Professor Goodwitch's room. The marble floor proved to be infused with dust, and explosions did not ever dent the floor. Ever. Which was why it was the sparring room.

"And...go!" Cried Yang, rushing at Weiss.

Chunks of ice were being chucked at Yang, and they were met by punches by Ember Celica.

Ruby was firing at Blake, and Blake was jumping and using her dust more than ever.

"Weiss! Gimme the dust!"

Weiss launched the box in the air with a glyph, zooming towards Ruby and knocking her off her feet.

Then Nora jumped in. "Obstacles!" She said cheerfully, before hitting them all with her hammer.

Yang and Blake spoke in unison, sliding off the marble wall.

"Nora, a little lighter would have been fine."

Ren sighed and buried his head in his hands.

"Nora, please. Next time, again, just a little gentler. It'll actually make it harder without knocking them out."

Nora grinned. "Sure thing, Ren."

That's when Weiss awoke. "Nora. Valkyrie. Look. at. this. floor. You miserable- we're going to have to go get Professor Goodwitch. And explain."

Nora looked down and smiled.

"It's a decoration crater!"

Professor Goodwitch walked in.

And... was hit by Ember Celica.

"Weiss, could you leave some stone in here?"

Weiss nodded.

"Just put some earth dust in here. Then fire. Then ice. Voila."

Yang decided that would work.

Team RWBY returned to class a few minutes later, a very, very, irate Professor Goodwitch facing them. Nora tried to act.

"Oh, no, what happened to the floor?" She cried in obviously false tones.

Yang joined in. "I don't know! Maybe some horrible first-year students snuck in here and had a sparring match?" She offered.

The glare Mrs. Goodwitch gave them made even Weiss shudder.

"Ehm...right. Back to the seats."

Team RWBY was very, very attentive that class.