Chapter One: Facebook Madness!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or Facebook. Right? Right.
Author's Note: I'm thinking about making a few different 'madness' stories.
Orochimaru The Snake is anxiously awaiting Sasuke's arrival.
Kabuto Yakushi likes this.
Sasuke Uchiha has no intentions of going to Pedophile-sama's house.
Kakashi Hatake, Sakura Haruno, and two others like this.
Comments:
Orochimaru The Snake: Sasuke.. You wound me. I thought we were having a play date!D:
Sasuke Uchiha: No.
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: Ew Pedo-sama!
Hinata Hyuga is trying to stop herself from fainting. Blush.
Ino Yamanaka, TenTen No Last Name, and three others like this.
Comments:
Neji Hyuga: Naruto, get away from my cousin, or die.
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: I was just asking if she wanted to go get some Ramen!:O
Hinata Hyuga: I-I'd love too, Naruto..
Neji Hyuga: Touch my cousin and you die, idiot.
Hinata Hyuga: D-Don't listen to him, Naruto..
Tenten No Last Name: Leave them alone, Neji. I need you to assist me in my bed room..;)
Neji Hyuga: On my way.
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: I'm scarred..
Hinata Hyuga: Faints..
Sakura Haruno is wondering how someone can stutter on the internet..
Sasuke Uchiha and Kiba Inuzuka like this.
Comments:
Sakura Haruno: Sasuke, wanna go on a date?!:D
Sasuke Uchiha: Hn.
Sakura Haruno: Really?!:D :D
Sasuke Uchiha: No.
Kiba Inuzuka: Lawl!
Sakura Haruno is crying.
Sasuke Uchiha likes this.
Comments:
Sasuke Uchiha: How surprising.
Itachi Uchiha posted on Sasuke Uchiha's wall:
Foolish Little Brother, you'll never be able to make a new Uchiha if you keep trolling fan girls.
Fugaku Uchiha, Mikoto Uchiha, and three others like this.
Comments:
Sasuke Uchiha: You mad?
Itachi Uchiha: No, I'm simply trying to help you complete your goals.
Sasuke Uchiha: Hn. You mad?
Itachi Uchiha: We already established that I'm not mad, I'm just trying to help you. You should find a suitable girl.
Karin Uchiha: Hi, suitable girl here. Like, ohmigosh. I'm sooo suitable.
Sasuke Uchiha: You mad, bro?
Itachi Uchiha: You're not going to get too me, Sasuke. Who is this Karin? She seems suitable enough, albeit a little slutty.
Karin Uchiha: Thank you, Sasuke's sexy older brother! Wanna hang out?;)
Itachi Uchiha: I withdraw my statement. Die, fan girl.
Sasuke Uchiha: So.. You mad bro?
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: He's mad bro.
Kiba Inuzuka: You sure bro?
Shikamaru Nara: Troublesome.. He's clearly mad.
Itachi Uchiha: I hate you all.
Sasuke Uchiha, Kiba Inuzuka, and fourteen others like this comment.
Kakashi Hatake has just found out Icha Icha Paradise is based on his students, and would like a live demonstration. With- Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno.
Jiraiya The Perverted Master likes this.
Comments:
Itachi Uchiha: Stay the hell away from my little brother.
Kakashi Hatake: Winks.
Sakura Haruno: Um.. This is a joke.. Right..?
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: I'll help you Kakashi-sensei! What do you need me to do?
Kakashi Hatake: Well, Naruto.. Meet me at the bridge tonight, around midnight. Don't be late, cos I know I won't..^^
Sasuke Uchiha: Don't do it, idiot.
Sakura Haruno: Naruto, no!
Orochimaru The Snake: May I come to observe, and take notes on Sasuke's body?
Kakashi Hatake: Permission granted. Kinky.
Anko Hates Snake: KAKASHI! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TOUCH ME LATER!D:
Kakashi Hatake: That will have to wait. Naruto, knock out Sasuke and Sakura and bring them along, we'll figure something out when they wake up.;D
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: Got it Kakashi-sensei! We'll be there, believe it!
The next morning..
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura are now a love triangle.
Everyone likes this, because they saw it coming.
Author's Note: Lol, I think this is pretty funny.