So I'm not going to write Dear blah, or whatever it is people write to their diary/notebook/journal/whatever because I'm doing this out of boredom. This is just a one-time thing, because I am BORED OUT OF MY MIND and this person on TV said something about 'writing makes time go faster'. And guess what? SHE'S A LAIR. I started writing at 5:34 and guess what time it is? 5:35. Wait. It just changed. 5:36. I hate this. So, to pass time, I'm going to talk about what freaks me and my friends are.

No, not like party animals or anything. Well, I guess we are animals in a way. We're not Lady Gaga freaky either.

We shift into wolves when we get pissed, or when we want to because of some freaky shit in our blood.

Whoever reading this, I bet you just went into hysterics, or think I'm crazy or drunk. And I'm not. Oh, can't forget high. And, again IM NOT.

I don't have time to explain the whole story, so here's a break down:

Whenever vampires are around, something in our blood makes us have a freaky growth spurt, and then, if were mad enough, we'll turn into a wolf. Why only when vampires are around? Because we were meant to kill them.

And these vampires arent like Dracula, or Stephen and Damon from the Vampire Diaries-Wait, why the fuck do I know them? I blame Leah. ANYWAY, try not to choke on the air when I say this:

These vampires sparkle. That's right, they sparkle in the sunlight. Their not gay or anything, their awesome. But I'll tell you more about them another time. Which there wont be.

Anyway, we shape-shifter/werewolves don't come out in a full moon. The full moon is a bunch of movie crap.

We just phase when we want to, or if were mad... I think I told you this before...oh well.

What annoys me though is the whole imprint thing. Finding your soul mate. That is supposed to be rare. How is it rare when practically EVERYONE has done it? Only 4/ALOT have not imprinted. Yeah, I'm one of the four.

No, I'm not jealous. All I'm saying is, it supposed to be rare and- who am I kidding? YES, I'M JEALUSE. There I said it. But, who wouldn't be? Everyone has someone to make out with. Except me. Even the ones who haven't imprinted are taking a shot at dating. I'm the single one of the pack. F.M.L.

Your probably thinking, 'Seth, why don't you date?' either that or your still think I'm on something.

Well, I don't want to date because I'll eventually think,'Hey you haven't imprinted, why not just marry her?' then imprint on her bridesmaid at the wedding. So I'm going to die single-wait, what if my imprints in another generation? I'll just keep phasing for 9 hundred years and eventually find my soul mate. Perfect plan. I'll still know Jake and the rest of the Cullen's...until they move again. I'll tell you that stor- THIS IS A ONE TIME THING, SO I NEEDA QUIT WRITING THAT! THIS PIECE OF PAPER WILL NEVER-wait, I need more paper. One sec

THIS PIECE OF PAPER NOR THE OTHER ONE WILL NEVER KNOW THE STORY! MUAHAHAHA!

Oh, crap. Maybe I am on something... Oh, look at the time. Its 7:01-holy crap its 7:01 I'm late for patrol. I should probably stop writing and head out the window now...so bye

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No its not a one-shot lol. Seth just keeps tell himself it is, though.