"Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo YO! DJ Professa K here baby! Bring you a new fanfic! Jet Set Radio!"

"This fanfic remix takes place during the JSRF game. This fanfic will also have music incorporated in it. Ya'll can access the music on MrFumo's YouTube links. The style of the fanfic is short chapters and their pretty funny. Language is advise kiddies."

Chapter 1: youtube (dot) com/watch?v=oDicjpCwqmw

"First episode is all about Yoyo trying to get into the ggs. Ya'll ready for this? Show starts in 3... 2... 1..."

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╔═══╗ Location: Garage
║███║ Chapter 1 Music Playlist
║ (●) ║ Jet Set Radio
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Stage: Hideki Naganuma - Humming the Bassline

Tryouts: Guitar Vader - Baby-T

Ending: Richard Jacques - Bokfresh

Chapter 1: The Audition: You have to Know How to Jump...

Another Sunday morning for our GGs trying to find a new rudie for their gang. Gum was handling the tryouts while Corn was chillin on the couch eating a corndog.

"I can't believe this," angered Gum.

"What?" ask Corn. "No one showed up for the tryouts?"

"No, I ran out of gum... need to get some more at Lawsons. Oh, and yea. No one's here."

"I told you," said Corn. "You should've made your boobs pop out more in the ad."

"And get a bunch of pervs joining? You dumbass..."

Corn suddenly notice some green haired dude entering the garage.

"It's the pizza boy!" Corn shouted jumping off the couch. "Hey noob, wheres the food?"

"You can't eat pizza dumbass," states Gum. "You're allergic to cheese..."

"Shut up," whisper Corn. "He doesn't know that..."

"Yo, ain't this the place for the gg auditions?" ask the green head. "Oh, and the name's Yoyo yo."

"Oh, umm... go talk to Gum," said Corn with his mouth full. "Im still eating my corndog."

"Yo, you're boobs are so small compared the one on this flyer," laughed Yoyo pointing to the paper he brought.

Gum snatched it from him and got all pissed.

"What the fuck Corn," shouted Gum. "You photoshopped my boobs and quoted me, the "Gang's bitch."

"Oh yea, you like how it's like the three B's," said Corn. "Since I'm the genius, I get to be the brains. You get to be the bitch and we still need the brawns but instead we got this noob, Yoyo."

"Umm...yo, does that mean I'm in the gang?" asked Yoyo.

"Shut up dumbass," Gum announced as she ignored Yoyo. "There was never any backstory to why the game called you a genius anyway. And as for you uh, Yo... yo, stop saying yo all the time.

"Got it yo."

"..."

Gum felt like she was in a room full of dumbasses. Is this really the kind of gang you want to be in?

"Alright, you want to be a gg? You gotta pass the test. Step 1. Do a jump."

"A what yo?"

"A jump. You know... press the A button."

"Oh, yo thats it?" wondered Yoyo while spamming the A button.

"Kay yea, stop jumping now," demanded Gum. "Step 2. Do a grind."

"Yo, grinding is like the easiest thing in this game," Yoyo said on the grind. "It's like a hack in a Tony Hawk: Pro Staker game. How can anyone not pass yo?

"We had a fatass dude trying out the other day." answered Gum. "The dumbass kept tripping over his stakes. Couldn't even do a jump. His excuse was that his controller was broken. That dumbass probably went to join Poison Jam's gang."

"Yo, I went to Rapid 99 yesterday but they didn't let me join cuz I didn't have blue hair and a thong yo."

Again, Gum thought to herself, "... dumbass."

"Kay, last step. Let's see you're graffiti."

Yoyo got out a can and sprayed some shit on the pavement. It was a graffiti of Yoyo playing with a yoyo...

"Meh, whatever. I'm tired of these auditions. You're in kid."

"Yo, can my dog join too?" asked Yoyo busting out his little dog out of nowhere. "His name's Potts yo. He likes sniffing weed."

"Fuck it. Why not. I need to go get some gum..."

"Wait. Hold on noob," Corn butted in after finishing his corndog. "I'll be the one testing the dog now. Do a barrel roll."

Potts was getting ready to do a barrel roll but then he got high...

"Alright noob, give me some of that weed and your dog's in."

The chapter ends with the guys getting high off of some weed and Gum stealing some gum at Lawsons.

"Professa K here. Well that's it for chapter 1. Stay tune for the next chapter where our rudies bring it down in Dogenzaka Hill. Cya!

So what you jsrf fans think about it? Please review if you like the idea of music with the fanfic? I plan on using more music other than JSRF too.