Chapter 1

"WooooHooo". Screamed my totally buzzed room mates, Alice, Rosalie and Mike, as I guzzled down my third shot of tequila! It burned going down my throat, then again that was part of what I loved about it.

It was Friday night, so as usual, me and my roomies were hitting clubs, just being totally carefree, like any 25 year old would do.

"Ya Bella!!". Screamed Rosalie. Who, looked absolutely stunning in her "clubbing" outfit with her long blonde hair cascading down her back. She was giggling uncontrollably, like she always does when she's drunk. Then she stopped when she heard her favourite song come one, she screamed and said "Let's dance!"

As I started towards the dance floor, I felt someone grab my arm. I looked and it was Alice. She was totally happy and in the mood for some serious dancing too! My pixie like friend started working that dance floor with her Pussycat Dolls inspired dance moves. She defenitley had the ability to pull those off. But me, not so much.

I just attempted an unsuccessful drop when I heard Mike yell "BODY SHOTS!"

Up for anything , me, Rose and Alice went to the bar to meet up with mike. We could barely hear him over the blaring music of the club when he grabbed Alice and pulled her up onto the bar.

"Oh no, not this again." I yelled into Rosalies ear.

She just shook her head, half laughing. Then faced the bar for the show that was about to go on.

You see, one thing Alice and Mike don't know, is that when they're both drunk, they seem to have a "thing" for each other. There's been multiple times when rose and I have walked in on them totally making out. But they both totally deny anything once sobered up. So I just looked towards the bar expecting quite a show.

As I looked at the bar, I gasped at the sight I saw before my own eyes. Mike was straddling Alice licking all parts of her upper body. I immediately started blushing, embarrassed for my poor friend. I mean mike wasn't that bad looking, just not the type of good looking you'd want straddling you in the middle of a public place.

"Poor Alice." I whispered in Rosalie's ear.

Just then I heard Alice let out a moan, not just a quiet intimate moan, but like crazy load, totally enjoying herself.

I didn't want to see this any longer. I marched up to the bar, pulled Mike's slobering mouth from Alice's mouth and separated them. Rosalie was right behind me restraining Mike from Alice.

I looked at Rosalie and said "Let's get these two lovebirds home."

She gave a little chuckle and hoisted Mike onto her shoulders. Giving a little grunt at his weight.

Thank goodness I have the light one this time I thought as I recalled the last time this happened. My shoulders were sore for two days after that.

After we put them in the back seat of my car, Rosalie and I took the front seat.

"So did you get any numbers tonight?" Rosalie asked me.

I shook my head no. As I recalled the guy I was chatting up, who then whispered some very naughty things into my ear. Making me want to gag, let's just say it involved donuts.

"What about you?"I asked in a failed attempt to distract myself of visions me, that guy and a box of donuts.

"No, they're all sick discusting pervs." She said, as I saw her gag a bit. Probably recalling a similar encounter such as my own.

"We can never find any guys. I mean the only guy we take home is always Mike!" I replied in frustration!

"I know, but sadly I think that he's Alice's tonight!" We both started quietly laughing, not wanting to disturb the sleeping couple in the back. I started laughing even harder when I recal the night when I caught Rosalie and Mike making out at the bar. Thankfully they were both too drunk to remember.

We were both still laughing when we I parked in our parking spot at the apartment building. It was a really nice place, with all our money pooled together we could afford it. Because places weren't too cheap in Port Angeles. The only downside was that it was a long ride up in the elevator to the Pent House carrying two sleeping adults.

Once Rosalie and I arrived in the elevator practically out of breath, we decided to put them on the ground while we went up. Then a thought suddenlt struck me.

"Hey Rose, do you ever think that Mike might sometimes get the idea that we like him? You know, with him living with us and stuff."

"I was just thinking the same thing, I mean, do you honestly think he's drunk all those times he's hooked up with you and Alice?"

"WHAT? ME?? You never mentioned anything about me and Mike before!"

"Oh, I thought I told you" She said calmly as she watched the elevator rising each floor. 1,2,3.

My mind was flooding with panic. Sick, I've made out with Mike Newton? I shuddered at the thought. I suddenly felt creeped out.

"Well Rosealie, I guess you don't remember you're little "Rendez-vous" with Hunky Mike?"

I've never seen her face be so still yet so shocked at the same time. She stayed like that for about five minutes when she finally said.

"Are you kidding me? I mean ewww!"

Just then the elevator opened to our Pent House. We both just grabbed Alice and Mike and brought them insidewithout another word. But I did notice Rosalie was holding mike a little further away then she was before.

We carried them both to their bedrooms and met back up in our cozy yet modern living room. I sat on the couch and looked at the clock. It was only 12:30.

"Hey Rosalie, wanna have a slumber party in my room?"

Her eyes automatically brightened up, knowing this meant girl time and pampering, which I detest almost as much as Mike.

"Hells ya! Meet in your room in 5!" She said just before she raced off to her room to get the tools needed for tonights "torture".

After I put on my comfy sweats and T-shirt that said "Forks", I had just enough time to pop some popcorn and get some movies out for tonight. I loved my room, I had gotten the biggest one because I had the longest straw! I had it set up all awesome and cozy. Complete with a couch and tv, which became our hang out for girl pamper nights.

Rosalie burst into the room in her aqua colored silk pajamas with a look of pure horror on her face.

Before I could ask what was wrong, she practically yelled "Hurry, Hurry, bring your camera!"

Not sure what was going on I obediently grabbed my camera and ran down to where Rosalie was. She was standing outside of Alice's room covering her mouth trying not to laugh too hard.

Confused I asked "What's going on, why are you laughing so hard?"

She didn't respond just pointed at the door. Confused I put my ear up to the door. Where I heard moaning and Mike screaming Alice's name. I felt my face go white, then I could feel the giggles begin to erupt from my chest, and was soon rolling on the ground next to Rosalie on the ground.

Finally she wiped the tears from her eyes and said "Quick, get this on video! We need to show Alice so she'll finally believe us!" Nodding my head and quickly wiping the tears from my eyes. I pressed record, opened the door a crack and slipped the camera into the room. I didn't want to look at the screen, but I had to make sure I was getting it all! So I opened my eyes a sliver, to see two pale forms moving in unision on the screen, making me burst into even more laughter.

Finally, I said "OK, I think we got enough to prove our point! Let's get out of here!"

Safely in my room, we both began laughing hysterically!

"Rosalie! I can't wait to show Alice this little movie in the morning! Oh, can you just imagine her face!"

I had stitches in my stomach I was laughing so hard. I suddenly let out a yawn the same time as Rosalie.

"Maybe we should go to bed?" Rosalie suggested "But just to let you know, I'm sleeping in your bed with you! My room is right next to Alice's!"

"Alright! See you in the morning!" and then we went to sleep.