I wanted Bill. That was all. How did I finally get him? Murder, sympathy, and seduction.

The Murder:

Hiring a hitman was hard, time consuming, and expensive, to say the least. A $500 per kill hitman from Seattle named Zeke was my solution.

The plan was simple: he was in the state of Washington, close to where Bill and Melinda live, in Medena, so it was in the bag! He would strike, late at night, the time where Melinda would least expect it, and BAM! Bill's floppy disk is free for my hard drive!

And now, the night we all have been waiting for. Zeke emails me around what is midnight in Western time, 3AM in EST.

"I'm off."

1 hour later,"I am entering via open window."

Finally, at 4:05 AM EST,

"The deed's been done."