Hiya, Crimson is back!

this was founded from yet another conversation with my sister, and with User1493 a while back. It's a crossover of Pokemon and Hetalia, the title says it all.

I'm taking origin of legends off for now, at least until I get a computer to revise that story, just a BTW.

as always, no flaming, like reviews, ON WITH THE FIC!


Chapter 1: Britain fucks up

(Britain's P.O.V)

I ran as fast of my legs could carry me to the meeting hall, how could I be late on a day like to day for a world meeting like this?

I partly blame America, that stupid wanker, set my alarm clock for 2:00 P.M, instead of normal 6 in the morning. you might think that I was overreacting by blaming America, but there is no other idiot that that leaves a post-it that said, "I got you good bro!"

To make matters worst, France had "borrowed" my car, so I ended up running to the meeting.

I pushed the doors open, huffing and puffing, when I heard America say, "Finally, Britain bro is now here, so we can finally begin!" That asshole, he said it like he had no idea why I was late.

I took a seat between Germany and America, the blond man giving me a small nod of greeting, while America did what he did best, talk, "we still need to work on our global warming problem; I vote that we move on with my plan, can I get a second on that?"

There was an explosion of arguing, when France yelled back, "I don't see why this is such a big issue, I mean, as long as wine and cheese is still on this earth, everything is right in the world."

"I agree with France," Russia said in his normal happy tone, "there is nothing wrong with people slowly burning away in the world, that'll just make it that easier for me to take over the world."

There was more yelling, cursing, until Germany lost it, slamming both hands into the table, "That is enough!" He yelled, Italy jumped where he was sitting, looking over to Germany, as said person's face screwed up in anger, "the more we fight about this, the more time we waste listening to America's stupidity."

America pouted, "that's harsh, bro."

I laughed, "like what Germany said isn't true, you stupid wanker."

I don't know how or why, but he cracked. America tackled me to the ground, pinning my arms and legs down with his knees and feet, while he pinned my shoulders down with one hand, raising his fist.

Everyone else was yelling at him to calm down, even Germany took action by trying to take America off, but was to late, as America brought his fist down on my face.


I woke up with a groan, a bright white light burning my eyes as I opened them.

I was in the recovery room, a place made mainly for when Prussia drank to much and crashed. I was laying on a white silk bed, with two people standing on either side of me.

I could hear soft talking as I woke, when the guy on my right said, "that's good, he's finally awake." I instantly noticed the voice to belong to France, as said guy went on, "America gave you a pretty good punch to your face, almost broke your nose."

That's when I heard the raged breaths on my left. I didn't need to look up to know that America was standing there, as angry as earlier.

Before I could say anything, America stomped out off the room, slamming the door behind him.

With a sigh, France got up, "just give him some time," he muttered, heading for the door as well, "I would suggest that you head home, the meeting is still being held, but you need to rest in a place that America can't get away with murder." With that said, he walked out, leaving the door open behind him.

With a groan, I got up, and with more effort, I punched the wall next to me. That wanker, publicly humiliating me in front of my fellow nations, and acting like it was my fault. I'll show him not to mess with me.

I limped to the nearest empty room, closing the door behind it. In my pocket, I pulled out a small book, the label reading "curses and hex's". I flipped to a certain page, smiling inwardly at what I found, as I chanted the spell.

The room glowed an dark red, originating from the book as I went on.

Soon, the room was engulfed with the color, changing from red, to white, then back to red.

I stopped mid-word, noticing something wrong. this wasn't supposed to happen, the room should be glowing a light green by now, not red and white.

Not long after, the entire room was filled with a white glow. I hissed as it got brighter, engulfing everything within the meeting house, when it finally died down.

When I opened my eyes, I felt a huge headache, and tried to scratch my head. That's when I noticed that my hand was green.

With a girly shriek, I glanced at the mirror next to me, not liking what I was seeing.

I had a flowery white head, with other colored flowers sprouting out of my huge head. From the neck down I was green, both of my feet were "tied" together in a green leaf-like "dress".

I couldn't take it anymore, I fainted on the spot.


(Germany's P.O.V)

Right when we were about to go on with the meeting, a bright white light flashed in the room, leaving as fast as it appeared.

When I opened my eyes again, I did a double take.

Yelling filled the room, while everyone tried to figure out what was going on.

"Could everyone please calm down," Japan said from where he was sitting, waving two paw-like hands, " I know what's going on, more or less."

"do you mind explaining what is going on then?" America yelled, his form changed from a human to a bird, with yellow talons and a huge yellow beak.

"Do not yell at Japan like that, aru!" China yelled from where he was, looking like he was a really short karate rat.

"I don't know how to break this," Japan said feverishly, not liking all the attention on him, as he went on, "but long explanation short, we have all turned into pokemon."

Everyone was silent, when America muttered, "why do I have the feeling that Britain caused all of this?"


So, what do you guys think?

Feel free to leave comments, ideas, and what pokemon you want the nations to be in the reviews. I may or may not use them, I have a few down, but I still need people like Russia and Germany, so please leave a review.

Thanks for stopping by, and as always, IMMA ROOTING 4 U ALL!

Merry Christmas, and happy new year peeps!